Someone just tried to break into my neighbor's house.

[molly bloom]

I guarantee, if I rolled that out onto my front lawn, a SWAT team would murder me in under 5 minutes

Or perhaps it would be stolen. In the night. In the dark. So there won't be anyone around if you need help.

Remember :

an evil old house, the kind some people call haunted, is like an undiscovered country waiting to be explored.

[The Mad Monk]

I don't know. Why are you asking me?

Because you're the one always bragging about it.

[The Mad Monk]

I guarantee, if I rolled that out onto my front lawn, a SWAT team would murder me in under 5 minutes

...and there you go again with those unreal response times.

[Dinner]

Hey Sava, Oerdin lives in a well-off major city, what happened to the promised 30 second response time?

The response time was pretty fast by both the private security and the SDPD. I think I gave the time estimates in the OP.

[Hauldren Collider]

I guarantee, if I rolled that out onto my front lawn, a SWAT team would murder me in under 5 minutes

I guarantee that it wouldn't.

[The Mad Monk]

The response time was pretty fast by both the private security and the SDPD. I think I gave the time estimates in the OP.

Yes it was, but it wasn't Sava's thirty seconds or free delivery.

[Ben Kenobi]

Sava lives in Chicago. Murder capitol of the US. Why would you take him serious on gun control?

[The Mad Monk]

Because it's more fun that way.

[Ben Kenobi]

He's probably never fired a gun.

[Felch]

I guarantee, if I rolled that out onto my front lawn, a SWAT team would murder me in under 5 minutes

I think with a quad 50 you could hold them off for longer than that. Audie Murphy beat the entire German army with a single M2 and a burnt out tank destroyer.

[Ben Kenobi]

Sava doesn't have any ammo for it.

[Felch]

.50 BMG is about five bucks a round. Not affordable at all for most people.

[Dinner]

Also, that looks like something I built in Total Annihilation many, many times.

Where did the SDPD promise 30 second response times? I've never seen it. That said, 2 minute response times from the private security and five minute response times, for two SDPD patrol cars, is pretty good. Especially when one arrived ~4 minutes and the second arrived about one minute later.

[Sava]

I think with a quad 50 you could hold them off for longer than that. Audie Murphy beat the entire German army with a single M2 and a burnt out tank destroyer.

I don't want to find out.

[Sava]

Yes it was, but it wasn't Sava's thirty seconds or free delivery.

Also, that was the low end of the range.

You understand what a range is, correct?