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  • #16
    cleaning the **** stains in my toilet does
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #17
      Cleaning your dick doesn't make her a maid regardless of what you make her wear.
      I didn't know that Sava hired his uncle's wife to clean his **** stains.
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      • #18
        Originally posted by Sava View Post
        I have a hot Polish chick who comes once a week.
        You must be inundated.
        Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

        ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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        • #19
          Originally posted by molly bloom View Post
          You must be inundated.
          I wish.

          She doesn't wear deodorant and smells like garlic.

          also, bad teeth

          but a very fine ass
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Sava View Post
            I wish.

            She doesn't wear deodorant and smells like garlic.

            also, bad teeth

            but a very fine ass
            You'd hit it.

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            Easily confused.
            Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

            ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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            • #21
              well for starters, she's 2 years younger than me

              so yeah
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Sava View Post
                well for starters, she's 2 years younger than me
                Barbara Cartland ? She dead.


                Oh, the Polish woman. So, she's what, 67 ?
                Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                • #23
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                  • #24
                    sigh
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #25
                      Oh?
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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Dinner View Post
                        The big problem will probably be 6am to 8am when everyone is trying to get ready for work or school. This is especially true if there is a bathroom in the master bedroom and the other three people have to share one bathroom.
                        When I worked and roomed with 4 college guys they were coming back in at 5 AM. pissed me off.
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                        • #27
                          That's actually why I'm moving. My current roommate is a huge fuckhead for a lot of reasons, but one of them is his habit of coming home at like 7 in the morning, waking me up in the process, then sleeping all day and getting mad when my normal daytime activities inevitably wake him up.

                          I actually tend to get up early for a college student. My classes are in the morning, and on weekends I have buggy which requires me to get up at 6am at the very latest, usually much earlier.
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Sava View Post
                            my neighbors don't have unnecessary u's
                            That figures. Your ancestors don't use vowels.
                            "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by dannubis View Post
                              That figures. Your ancestors don't use vowels.
                              I don't care about them. They are dead.
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                                That's actually why I'm moving. My current roommate is a huge fuckhead for a lot of reasons, but one of them is his habit of coming home at like 7 in the morning, waking me up in the process, then sleeping all day and getting mad when my normal daytime activities inevitably wake him up.

                                I actually tend to get up early for a college student. My classes are in the morning, and on weekends I have buggy which requires me to get up at 6am at the very latest, usually much earlier.
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