cleaning the **** stains in my toilet does
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Originally posted by Sava View PostI wish.
She doesn't wear deodorant and smells like garlic.
also, bad teeth
but a very fine ass
Or did I mean this one ?
Easily confused.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
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Originally posted by Sava View Postwell for starters, she's 2 years younger than me
Oh, the Polish woman. So, she's what, 67 ?Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915
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Originally posted by Dinner View PostThe big problem will probably be 6am to 8am when everyone is trying to get ready for work or school. This is especially true if there is a bathroom in the master bedroom and the other three people have to share one bathroom."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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That's actually why I'm moving. My current roommate is a huge fuckhead for a lot of reasons, but one of them is his habit of coming home at like 7 in the morning, waking me up in the process, then sleeping all day and getting mad when my normal daytime activities inevitably wake him up.
I actually tend to get up early for a college student. My classes are in the morning, and on weekends I have buggy which requires me to get up at 6am at the very latest, usually much earlier.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View PostThat's actually why I'm moving. My current roommate is a huge fuckhead for a lot of reasons, but one of them is his habit of coming home at like 7 in the morning, waking me up in the process, then sleeping all day and getting mad when my normal daytime activities inevitably wake him up.
I actually tend to get up early for a college student. My classes are in the morning, and on weekends I have buggy which requires me to get up at 6am at the very latest, usually much earlier."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
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