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  • it's my hope that someone (polytubby or guest/lurker) fapped to at least one of those pics
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • Just got back from an awesome therapy session. Therapist was wearing this tight skirt that showed... err... I mean, therapist helped me understand that it's not that I'm like naturally a total failure and the antidepressants have anti-failure chemicals in them, but that when I'm not taking my antidepressants, I feel like ****, and that it's pretty ****ing ordinary for people to not be who they want to be when they're feeling like ****, even when feeling like **** means having a fever or being low on blood sugar or something completely unrelated to being in a terrible mood. Also, therapist had these ****ing sexy boots on that... uh... therapist pointed out that I make choices every day to keep being the person I want to be and that this is distinct from anything the medicine does by itself, because some of the choices I make include bothering to take my medicine, showing up to therapy, recognizing that I have issues I'm not content with, etc. **** yeah. I wish my therapist weren't hot.
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      • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
        Therapist was wearing this tight skirt that showed...
        you had my curiosity, now you have my attention
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
          a total failure
          That's like getting every answer wrong on a test. Which, btw, would be quite an achievement
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • Suddenly I feel like this thread is worthless without pictures.
            Pool Manager - Lombardi Handicappers League - An NFL Pick 'Em Pool

            https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

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            • Originally posted by ColdWizard View Post
              Suddenly I feel like this thread is worthless without pictures.
              QFT
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • Pictures of my therapist are readily available on the internet, but I'm not quite enough of a creep to turn my depression thread into a babe thread about my therapist.
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                "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                • Luckily there is already a babe thread for you to post pictures of entirely random women.
                  Pool Manager - Lombardi Handicappers League - An NFL Pick 'Em Pool

                  https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

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                  • HEY GUYS I MADE A BREAKTHROUGH. Also I'm out $130.
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                    • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                      HEY GUYS I MADE A BREAKTHROUGH. Also I'm out $130.
                      years ago, I once failed to remove a small plastic protector from a new CPU I just installed

                      I turned the machine on... I will never forget that smell

                      that was $200
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • 20 years ago, when I was a Boy Scout, my fellow scouts set fire to a spider. I've completely forgotten that smell, because my olfactory sense is terrible (so I think my brain has allotted very few neurons to smell memories), but I do recall it being quite possibly the worse smell I'd encountered up to that point in my life, and for quite awhile afterward.
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                        • hmmm spider fire... I've turned on the burner before when one was on the stove... that was fun

                          I dunno if I have a "worst smell" that I can think of

                          years of catbox cleaning has given me a lot of tolerance for awful smells
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • Speaking of which, I think tonight is a Chipotle night.
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                            • i'll probably get a cheeseburger from a local bar

                              i haven't been in a chipotle in years

                              i always get it confused with the other "we're fancier than taco bell" place

                              and i can't rembeber that name now


                              **** YO USPELLING ERRORS I NOT FIX U
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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                              • Around here the other one would be Qdoba. Or Baja Fresh.
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