JFC Man the **** up people

[Dinner]

You could call it the Urgent Care Centre.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I was told by a doctor, as opposed to a snarky brit on poly who's used to ****ty socialized medicine.

I've been in the ER with my kids three times in the last two years. Two of those were for breathing trouble- they were in front of a doctor and on oxygen immediately. The third was with a broken wrist- that was a 50 minute wait.

Lovely, lovely NHS.

[onodera]

Which is precisely what I do when I am oncall for the practice.

Why the **** didn't Reg call his friendly local Guynemer equivalent before limping towards the hospital, then? I guess I'm aksing the wrong person.

[Guynemer]

Your premise is flawed.

friendly Guynemer

No such critter.

[Ben Kenobi]

What? Next thing you'll be telling us is that there's no Spider-man. I've been to NYC. I know differently.

[N35t0r]

What if, I don't know, you could call a toll-free number and talk to a specialist who would evaluate your symptoms and direct you to an appropriate facility?

But this way you'll have people calling who don't realyl need it, and the lines will be busier than necessary You should charge $15 per call, that'll teach people not to call unless their condition warrants it.

[Ban Kenobi]

But this way you'll have people calling who don't realyl need it, and the lines will be busier than necessary You should charge $15 per call, that'll teach people not to call unless their condition warrants it.

That sounds like a terrific example of why phone services should cost money!

[regexcellent]

Why the **** didn't Reg call his friendly local Guynemer equivalent before limping towards the hospital, then? I guess I'm aksing the wrong person.

My campus has three doctors at the student health center; I usually go to one of them, but they're not on call at night.

I ran 3 miles today, my foot was fine. Hooray!

[-Jrabbit]

Glad your outcome ended up a good one, Reg.

[notyoueither]

Give gangrene a chance. It takes a bit...

[onodera]

My campus has three doctors at the student health center; I usually go to one of them, but they're not on call at night.

I ran 3 miles today, my foot was fine. Hooray!

Try mixing some earth from a flowerpot with your saliva and rubbing it into the wound. Old cossack remedies

[N35t0r]

It has to be a flowerpot though.

[molly bloom]

I put rubbing alcohol and a bandage on it is that good enough?

.

No. Try fresh dog turds or some lovely moist dirt.

[Dr Strangelove]

Why the **** didn't Reg call his friendly local Guynemer equivalent before limping towards the hospital, then? I guess I'm aksing the wrong person.

Guynemar is a pediatrician. He only does kids.

[Imran Siddiqui]

There is a better way of saying that .