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Because I'm pretty sure that I came from my mom's egg and my dad's sperm.
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A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican. -
That's one step in the chain. Can you name some others?Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld -
Why are we here? What is the purpose of life? What does it all mean?????????“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of ManComment
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Step 1. You Mom and Dad **** like crazy.Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
Step 2. Your Mon's eggs and your Dad's sperm negotiate over who gets what in making you. God mediates.
Step 3. You crawl out of mother's vag screaming and crying and forever ungrateful to all involved.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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Originally posted by pchang View PostI wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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Originally posted by DaShi View Post
And remains that way for evermore.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Those are profound questions that I ponder about myself, sometimes.Originally posted by pchang View PostA lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Christians believe that man is Imago Deo - made in the Image of God. See first chapter of Genesis.Because I'm pretty sure that I came from my mom's egg and my dad's sperm.
Do you have any other questions as to what Christians believe?Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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God planned it all ahead of time when he created the universe. He set it up so you would be as you currently are. But don't worry, you still have free will!Originally posted by MrFun View Post
Also, Latin is a stupid language. A true Christian would use Greek or Hebrew words if they're being as pretentious as possible.Comment
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Does God have a navel? Screw that, does he have a penis?Graffiti in a public toilet
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Among the **** we all are poets
Among the poets we are ****.Comment
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God is a girl.Comment
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If we are to take Genesis literally, we are all a product of incest then, as the only people available to reproduce with one another were Adam and Eve's children.Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View PostA lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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If you reject the premise that Man is made in the image of God - why should we value human life more than an ant?If we are to take Genesis literally, we are all a product of incest then, as the only people available to reproduce with one another were Adam and Eve's children.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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In your case ? I honestly don't know."Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."Comment
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Yes. Do they, like you, believe in do as I say, not do as I do ?Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View PostVive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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