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  • #16
    Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
    That should probably be an axiom rather than an addendum, FWIW.
    nah, the axiom is really "do unto others as you would have them do unto you", and then the addendum can be derived directly from first principles
    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
    ){ :|:& };:

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    • #17
      Also, I want to observe some deep irony in this man's thinking. Airports have been targeted for attacks many times. Each time, has security gotten more or less intrusive?

      Thanks, you ****ing *******, because now it's just going to get worse.
      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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      • #18
        I've been thinking for a while that the security line is the obviously place to attack an airport now, considering all the people just standing around, densely packed in one place. Apparently I was right. Obviously, we need a security line for the security line.

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        • #19
          Or we could just like not let people buy assault rifles.
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #20
            The real threat is someone suicide bombing a security line...

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            • #21
              The real threat is that the terrorists figure out that you could bomb a bus, shopping mall, movie theater, or any other public place pretty easily c.f. boston marathon.

              The fact that these things would all be so easy to pull off, and yet happen relatively rarely, actually says rather positive things about the human race as a whole. Or maybe I'm being too cheerful and optimistic. (Brb, farting rainbows and sunshine)
              If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
              ){ :|:& };:

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                First part was not funny. I admit I giggled at the second part
                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                  The real threat is that the terrorists figure out that you could bomb a bus, shopping mall, movie theater, or any other public place pretty easily c.f. boston marathon.

                  The fact that these things would all be so easy to pull off, and yet happen relatively rarely, actually says rather positive things about the human race as a whole. Or maybe I'm being too cheerful and optimistic. (Brb, farting rainbows and sunshine)
                  That people aren't willing to get themselves killed or imprisoned just for the sake of killing a bunch of people?

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                    Don't look at me like that. Is this picture funny to you? Yes it is. Don't lie. Stop judging me. THIS IS WHY YOU DOCTORS TAKE THE HIPPOCRITIC OATH, YOUARE HIPPOCRATES :Mad: :wiglaf:

                    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                    ){ :|:& };:

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                      That people aren't willing to get themselves killed or imprisoned just for the sake of killing a bunch of people?
                      I have low standards. It's the sort of thing I'd give a participation ribbon for, if life were an elementary school sports league.
                      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                      • #26
                        [QUOTEDTEXT]
                        Or we could just like not let people buy assault rifles.

                        [/QUOTEDTEXT]

                        TTERWHAT IS AN ASSAULT RIFLE? WHAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR PANTSS? A HUNTIING RIFLE? DEFINE IT NO ONE KNOWS

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
                          [QUOTEDTEXT]
                          Or we could just like not let people buy assault rifles.

                          [/QUOTEDTEXT]

                          TTERWHAT IS AN ASSAULT RIFLE? WHAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR PANTSS? A HUNTIING RIFLE? DEFINE IT NO ONE KNOWS
                          Why don't you know? Google is your friend.

                          At minimum, all semi-automatic weapons should be restricted to military and law enforcement.
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #28
                            That means all guns you idot

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                            • #29
                              Why don't we not let people fly?
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                              • #30
                                The unemployed motorcycle mechanic who recently moved to Los Angeles from the small, blue-collar town of Pennsville, N.J.,
                                Gosh, right across the river from Wilmington, DE. I've been there. What a pit. And yes, it voted for Obama in 2012.

                                So the answer is clear. Guns don't kill people. Yankee Democrats kill people.
                                Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                                "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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