I know regexcellent's SECRET!

[Krill]

For the record, I never thought reg was HC's brother - I thought he was HC's & Kuci's DL.

He is a DL, just in RL, not on Poly.

[Krill]

Guys, you can stop praising Albie so much. It is frankly kind of sad that it took all of you (except ColdWizard, apparently) this long to figure out. Seriously, he's been posting here for, what, 2 years? and hasn't done a particularly good job of hiding his connection with HC.

Jaguar and I have been mystified for ages now that now one figured it out.

You think we really give a ****?

[Captain ******* Kirk]

I think we can perfect your index cards if we work together. My contributions...

Guy: pediatrician* Doctor, Enemy HQ, Ohio, married to a successful libertarian author and librarian
Kuci: Actuary, Virginia, lives civil union with Jaguar but strictly non-dickly
Boris: Gay dude, mattress tester work unknown, Portlandia location unknown, grew up on Eastern Shore

*derived from the Greek root pedo, just like pedophile

[Sava]

I still never got an answer about twin psychic powers.

[Aeson]

I still never got an answer about twin psychic powers.

The lack of a response is the response! They aren't used to communicating their responses to others, since they're so used to answering each other's questions telepathically.

[Dinner]

For the record, I never thought reg was HC's brother - I thought he was HC's & Kuci's DL.

I repeatedly said I thought reg and HC were friends in real life but I did not nor do I now think they are brothers. BTW I still think Kuci was behind Wiggy but that he passed that DL off on his brothers/friends. Oh, and I'm still pissed off at Kuci because I was in Santa Barbara and we were going to meet up but I went and got completely **** faced with a South African friend of mine who was going to grad school there. On the downside Kuci said he didn't want to meet (probably because I and my South African friend had been drinking for several hours) but I did get to bone the friend of my South African friend's girlfriend though I felt kind of dirty because I was like 26 and she was like 20 and she asked me to buy her booze. Still, all poon is good poon and she was a cutie.

[Ben Kenobi]

Bugs, "Unhealthy fixation on the naughty doings of the English nobility". Also, by far, the best historian here.

[Ben Kenobi]

And as the Dread Pirate Roberts taught us ... the only sure way to deal with this issue is to put poison in both their cups.

The correct use of the meme would be if I were to admit that the real Kenobi died 4 years ago and that fakeKenobi took over after that.

[onodera]

Elok, you should do everyone.

[Lorizael]

He's married.

[dannubis]

Rings don't plug holes.

[Sava]

The lack of a response is the response! They aren't used to communicating their responses to others, since they're so used to answering each other's questions telepathically.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I repeatedly said I thought reg and HC were friends in real life but I did not nor do I now think they are brothers. BTW I still think Kuci was behind Wiggy but that he passed that DL off on his brothers/friends. Oh, and I'm still pissed off at Kuci because I was in Santa Barbara and we were going to meet up but I went and got completely **** faced with a South African friend of mine who was going to grad school there. On the downside Kuci said he didn't want to meet (probably because I and my South African friend had been drinking for several hours) but I did get to bone the friend of my South African friend's girlfriend though I felt kind of dirty because I was like 26 and she was like 20 and she asked me to buy her booze. Still, all poon is good poon and she was a cutie.

I'm thinking this story is as true as the 48'' pizza.

[MOBIUS]

I reckon the 48" pizza story is more likely to be true...

[Aeson]

The heavy drinking (and resulting beer goggles) makes the story about the girl at least plausibly honest...