Does Anyone Here Work for Papajohns?

[DaShi]

I want to know if it's company policy not to put topping on each slice when you ask for toppings on the whole pizza. I have yet to order a pizza from them where one or more slices weren't plain cheese.

[-Jrabbit]

Peyton Manning gets 1/12th of all toppings as part of his endorsement deal.

[Ben Kenobi]

Only 1/12th?

[DaShi]

No one wants your input Ben.

[joncha]

Burn.

[Dinner]

Papa John's pizza sucks because they put so much sugar in both the sauce and the dough. Sugar has absolutely no place is any halfway decent pizzaunless it is the natural sugars found in the tomatoes.

[Dinner]

BTW I would like to take this opportunity to point out the fact that San Diego was named the best pizza city in the country. Not only are we the best beer city but we are also the best pizza city. Suck on that NYC and Chicago.

http://apolyton.net/showthread.php/203810-San-Diego-named-1-city-for-Pizza-in-the-country?highlight=Diego+Pizza

[DinoDoc]

BTW I would like to take this opportunity to point out the fact that San Diego was named the best pizza city in the country. Not only are we the best beer city but we are also the best pizza city. Suck on that NYC and Chicago.

http://apolyton.net/showthread.php/2...ht=Diego+Pizza

The list of people that care on this board ends with 1 person. You.

[Dinner]

Says the sad loser from a bad pizza city.

[regexcellent]

Papa John's is the best pizza I've had from some place that a) delivers b) is some kind of chain and not obscure hipstery place.

I really like Papa John's pizza and usually order from the one nearby once or twice a month.

[Dinner]

Eat it cold and you'll taste the huge amounts of sugar they put in both the sauce and the bread crust. I suppose you might like pizza which tastes sweeter than candy but I don't.

[Elok]

Papa John's pizza sucks because they put so much sugar in both the sauce and the doe.

Oh, deer.

DaShi, as a (thankfully) former pizza worker, I would expect your problem to be local; the workers at your local Papa John's are abusing some sort of substance which distorts their perception of reality. To them, it looks like the toppings are evenly distributed, but they really aren't. Either that or they hate their jobs and their lives, and going HOOOOOORK to spit on each individual pizza is just too much effort lately. Whereas chucking toppings on carelessly manages to be spiteful while entailing less effort, plus you're guaranteed to notice it. That way you'll go away and quit bothering them with your "business" bull****. They get paid the same either way, and if their shop closes, or they get fired, due to their incompetence, there are always new openings in other neighborhood McJobs. In a way, they enjoy much the same consequence-free business environment as CEOs. Only their lives suck.

Anyway, ask around to see which local pizza shop has less drug-addled/despondent employees, and give them your custom.

[regexcellent]

Eat it cold and you'll taste the huge amounts of sugar they put in both the sauce and the bread crust. I suppose you might like pizza which tastes sweeter than candy but I don't.

I really, really don't care about your autere pizza taste.

Think of it like this: if some white trash hillbilly in Arkansas likes it I probably do too.

[Elok]

I really, really don't care about your autere pizza taste.

Think of it like this: if some white trash hillbilly in Arkansas likes it I probably do too.

[tasteless incest joke goes here]

[regexcellent]

Bear in mind I'm relying on Oerdin's warped perceptions of quality to make this comparison work.