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  • #16
    Originally posted by Dinner View Post
    Evangelicals are the only ones who babble nonsense about "the rapture". Not even Catholics do that. Oh, and it was an idea invented whole cloth in the 19th century but which fundamentalist protestants in the US latched on to it and think it has always existed. Which just goes to show what fools they are.
    They are totally not the only suicide/TEOTWAWKI people out there. Stop jumping to conclusions.

    Originally posted by Ogie Oglethorpe View Post
    Debbie Harry is an evangelical?


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    Spoiler:
    Those are tights, not her actual cooter, sadly

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    • #17
      He detonated an explosive in his yard? That's dangerous. He could have hurt someone!
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      • #18
        Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
        He detonated an explosive in his yard? That's dangerous. He could have hurt someone!
        he already did.
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Dinner View Post
          Evangelicals are the only ones who babble nonsense about "the rapture". Not even Catholics do that. Oh, and it was an idea invented whole cloth in the 19th century but which fundamentalist protestants in the US latched on to it and think it has always existed. Which just goes to show what fools they are.
          I love the "not even Catholics do that" - I'm guessing that you believe (wrongly) that Catholics are one of the more Biblical literalist groups out there? There are plenty of conservative Presbyterians and conservative Baptists (for example) who believe in a pre-tribulation Rapture.
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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          • #20
            Originally posted by self biased View Post
            he already did.
            Who? He probably damaged property, but the article doesn't say anyone was injured.
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            • #21
              He tore the previous owner's heart out.
              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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              • #22
                May I just point out that while it may be likely this man is an evangelical Christian, nothing in the article states that?
                It's an Oerdin thraed. I thought that was a given.
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                • #23
                  Selfbiased, this thread now has 100 percent more awesome thanks to you.
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                  • #24
                    I love the "not even Catholics do that" - I'm guessing that you believe (wrongly) that Catholics are one of the more Biblical literalist groups out there?
                    No, what he's saying is that evangelicals aren't even as bat**** religionista as we Catholics. Are you going to stand for that?
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                      Who? He probably damaged property, but the article doesn't say anyone was injured.
                      the ****IN' DOG, '****.
                      I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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                      • #26
                        I would like to thank the Poaster that has stuck with aPolyton-tradition™ in this thrade, and i have now added my own one-star vote as well
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                          No, what he's saying is that evangelicals aren't even as bat**** religionista as we Catholics. Are you going to stand for that?
                          Catholics aren't. Are you saying that Catholics are bat**** insane? First you deny the pope, then this.
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                          • #28
                            Catholics aren't. Are you saying that Catholics are bat**** insane? First you deny the pope, then this.
                            I said nothing of the sort. I merely said that Oerdin believes that Catholics are bat**** religionistas.

                            Do you believe that religious practicioners are insane?
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by self biased View Post
                              the ****IN' DOG, '****.
                              I seem to have offended you. Shall we discuss this over burgers?
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                                I seem to have offended you. Shall we discuss this over burgers?
                                Dog burgers, I assume?

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