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[KrazyHorse]

Which design elements in your house would be mocked by fynct?

For me:

1) terraria
2) bare low-watt incandescent bulbs
3) vintage French beverage posters
4) distressed wood kitchen table
5) canvas-covered kitchen chairs
6) distressed stained dresser
7) black and white cityscapes
8) faux aged gilded wall mirror
9) antique desk clock
10) demi-lune sideboard

[Hauldren Collider]

My Mitt Romey Believe in America poster

[KrazyHorse]

Only valid if ironic. You are disqualified.

[Ben Kenobi]

My Texas flag.

[regexcellent]

Ben you are not a Texan, you are also not an American, you are also a monarchist as mentioned in another thread which disqualifies you from claiming any sort of adherence to core American values. Hanging a Texas flag on your property is therefore dishonest.

[KrazyHorse]

See above

EDIT: directed at ben, obviously

[regexcellent]

Contributing to thread: all of my furniture is from thrift stores and none of it matches, does that count?

[Hauldren Collider]

How about my AT&T corded telephone made in 1982 and my General Electric radio digital alarm clock from 1987 with fake wood veneer?

(Still not ironic--they still work, why get a new one?)

[KrazyHorse]

You people are awful.

11) deep mahogany hourglass
12) overpriced abstract art canvas
13) beaten-metal clad wooden nightstand
14) slide rule wall accent
15) new yorker magazine cover frames
16) distressed metal magazine rack

[KrazyHorse]

17) Serving plate with technical drawing of corkscrew

I think I win the bobo sweepstakes...

[notyoueither]

You used to have interesting threads.

[KrazyHorse]

I know. Then I fell prey to the restoration hardware nesting instinct.

[Hauldren Collider]

I guess I don't have enough money for all your expensive hipster deliberately cheap-looking decorations.

[KrazyHorse]

I will retire in 10-15 years and then I will have interesting threads again. Until then, I am playing sociologist-***-participant among the southwest Connecticut upper class.

[KrazyHorse]

I KNOW EVERY STARRED MICHELIN RESTAURANT IN A 3 HOUR RADIUS. HELP ME.