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  • Should the Bourbons be reinstated as monarchs of Texas?

    In 1810 filthy rebels rose up against their divinely appointed monarch, Ferdinand VII of the House of Bourbon, and by 1821 had broken free of his lawful reign over Mexico.

    In 1836 filthy rebels rose up in Texas ended the rightful dominion of Mexico over the territory of Texas.

    The descendants of the Bourbon king thus have rightful sovereignty over the former Viceroyalty including Texas.

    Should Texas revert to a monarchy under her rightful sovereign?
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    Yes
    55.56%
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    No
    11.11%
    1
    I am too stupid to vote
    22.22%
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    Banana option for the fruit eaters
    11.11%
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  • #2
    Probably, they deserve reward for their excellent biscuit.
    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
    Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
    We've got both kinds

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    • #3
      That would be a fitting punishment for you.
      Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
      Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
      We've got both kinds

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      • #4
        The descendants of the Bourbon king thus have rightful sovereignty over the former Viceroyalty including Texas.
        Actually, not so. The House of Trastamara through Ferdinand III, King of Castile, has priority. Through Joanna, the Senior Habsburgs from Philip I of Castile through his descendents ended with Charles II of Habsburg in Spain. The junior line through Frederick continues until 1740, and the War of the Austrian Succession.

        Then the succession is transferred to the House of Lorraine. Karl II of Lorraine is the current claiment.

        This is the same reason why Emperor Maximilian was Emperor of Mexico.
        Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
        "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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        • #5
          i say sure, why not

          not like that hellhole can get any worse

          it's an embarrassment

          but not worse than florida right now
          ugh
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            don't quote him
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • #7
              If Ben thinks they aren't heirs, we can assume they are.
              Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
              Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
              We've got both kinds

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              • #8
                How long did that take you to look up?
                Quite awhile!

                I suspected it wasn't the Bourbons, but it took awhile to prove. Empress Juana of Spain doesn't get nearly enough press. The Spanish Trastamara line ended with her - something I wasn't sure about.

                Key lines:

                Ferdinand III of Castile (Aragon)/Trastamara
                .Juana Empress of Castile/Trastamara
                ..Charles V Emperor of Spain/ Habsburg
                ...Philip II Emperor of Spain/
                ....Philip III Emperor of Spain/
                .....Philip IV Emperor of Spain/
                ......Charles II Emperor of Spain/
                ..Ferdinand I Holy Roman Emperor
                ...Maximilian II Holy Roman Emperor
                ....Rudolf II Holy Roman Emperor
                ....Matthias Holy Roman Emperor
                ....Albert VII Holy Roman Emperor
                ...Charles II Archduke of Austria
                ....Ferdinand II Holy Roman Emperor
                .....Ferdinand III Holy Roman Emperor
                ......Leopold I Holy Roman Emperor
                .......Joseph I Holy Roman Emperor
                .......Charles VI Holy Roman Emperor
                ........Maria Theresa Empress of Austria/ Habsburg
                ..........Joseph I Holy Roman Emperor/Lorraine

                Just follow the list of the HRE the rest of the way.
                Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                • #9
                  I don't think bourbon will unseat tequila anytime soon.
                  No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                    I don't think bourbon will unseat tequila anytime soon.
                    Well...we are talking Texas. Perhaps Bourbon and Branch might refer to the branch of the Boubons?
                    "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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                    • #11
                      Great. Now Slowwy's gonna post a pic of Jack Daniels.
                      Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                      "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                      2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                      • #12
                        Try Seagrams 7 Dark Honey.
                        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                        • #13
                          I like putting Bourbon in baked beans and letting it simmer for a while.
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                            Empress Juana of Spain doesn't get nearly enough press. .Juana Empress of Castile/Trastamara
                            If you mean Joanna The Mad, caressing your husband's body after he's exited life has that effect on most people. They hesitate to form fan clubs.

                            Then there's you of course.
                            Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                            ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Sava View Post
                              I like putting Bourbon in baked beans and letting it simmer for a while.
                              Me too.
                              "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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