Let's tell gay jokes!!!!!

[loinburger]

With any luck we'll give MrFun an aneurism.

Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Q: What does a homo say to another gay going on vacation? A: Can I help you pack your shit?

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an alter boy.

[giblets]

Are alter boys altered? And do they have any connection to altar boys?

[loinburger]

Alter boys are transsexual, but only 16% of altar boys are alter boys so there's only a tenuous connection

[Sava]

aneurysm

[Aeson]

relevant http://z3.invisionfree.com/sixthreich/ar/t649.htm

[Ben Kenobi]

Aren't jokes *supposed* to be happy?

[The Mad Monk]

No.

[Uncle Sparky]

So, gay isn't supposed to be happy?

[OneFootInTheGrave]

I have had enough of making fun of happy people, mister.

[Boris Godunov]

What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?

A microwave won't brown your meat.

[regexcellent]

3 gay men enter a bar but there's only one stool left. What do you do? Flip the stool over.

Why are gay men always the first out the door in a fire? They've already got their **** packed.

[Dinner]

Q: What do you call a homosexual dentist?
A: Tooth fairy

[Uncle Sparky]

2 gay Irishmen - Gerald Fitzwilliam and William Fitzgerald.

2 gay Scots - Ben Doone and Phil Macavity.

[Dr Strangelove]

I got one! I got one!

Do you know what they call gay guys on Pandora?
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Naviho-mos!

[self biased]

in a recent study from Stanford University, it was found that 80% of all gay men were born gay. The other 20% were sucked into it.