Let's tell gay jokes!!!!!

[molly bloom]

2 gay Irishmen - Gerald Fitzwilliam and William Fitzgerald.

2 gay Scots - Ben Doone and Phil Macavity.

Those I rather like....

[Elok]

Those I rather like....

What, the four dudes, or the jokes about them?

[Docfeelgood]

What do you call two gay guys named Bob?
Oral Roberts

[Krill]

Ben Kenobi.

[Tuberski]

Why is Katie Holmes divorcing Tom Cruise?
Apparently he's been in A Few Good Men.

ACK!

[Docfeelgood]

What do you call a gay guy without AIDS?
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A lucky c0cksucker!

[MrFun]

[Alexander's Horse]

Two gay men hop into a taxi. The driver farts loudly. One gay whispers to the other gay - virgin alert darling!

[molly bloom]

What, the four dudes, or the jokes about them?

I have met more than a few gay Irishmen. Roman Catholicism makes for inventive sex.

I also met a gay communist Scotsman, who was part of a collective that opened London's First Out vegetarian cafe. Quite handily it was situated near the Centerepoint Gym where I used to work out.

The interesting thing about some of the jokjes so far is the emphasis on anal penetrative sex. As far as my experience of talkig with my heterosexual women friends goes, this isn't something only some gay men are interested in. Some of you hetero men really want it too....

[Docfeelgood]

I have met more than a few gay Irishmen. Roman Catholicism makes for inventive sex.

I also met a gay communist Scotsman, who was part of a collective that opened London's First Out vegetarian cafe. Quite handily it was situated near the Centerepoint Gym where I used to work out.

The interesting thing about some of the jokjes so far is the emphasis on anal penetrative sex. As far as my experience of talkig with my heterosexual women friends goes, this isn't something only some gay men are interested in. Some of you hetero men really want it too....

Tried once with a girl who enjoyed it. Nasty, having **** all over my dick is not a pleasant thought or experience.

[Tuberski]

I have met more than a few gay Irishmen. Roman Catholicism makes for inventive sex.

I also met a gay communist Scotsman, who was part of a collective that opened London's First Out vegetarian cafe. Quite handily it was situated near the Centerepoint Gym where I used to work out.

The interesting thing about some of the jokjes so far is the emphasis on anal penetrative sex. As far as my experience of talkig with my heterosexual women friends goes, this isn't something only some gay men are interested in. Some of you hetero men really want it too....

As opposed to blow jobs?

ACK!

[Alexander's Horse]

The interesting thing about some of the jokjes so far is the emphasis on anal penetrative sex. As far as my experience of talkig with my heterosexual women friends goes, this isn't something only some gay men are interested in. Some of you hetero men really want it too....

Point taken (please excuse the slight pun there), the backdoor does have its advantages, not least total confidence with regard to unwanted pregnancies. That said, later in life the exertions of childbirth do tend to play havoc with the nether regions of the ladies. Birth is a bloody, brutal business, quite contrary to the shibboleths of the current fad, including ruling out that passage for pleasure in some cases, probably more commonly than many people know or care.

[molly bloom]

Tried once with a girl who enjoyed it. Nasty, having **** all over my dick is not a pleasant thought or experience.

But you're okay spouting it and having it fill up your brain cavity. Takes all sorts, I suppose.

[Docfeelgood]

But you're okay spouting it and having it fill up your brain cavity. Takes all sorts, I suppose.

Where the fvck did that come from? What did I do to you?
You on your period?

[molly bloom]

Tried once with a girl who enjoyed it. Nasty, having **** all over my dick is not a pleasant thought or experience.

I pondered broaching the subject of warm water and soap to you, but I don't want to be accused of attempting to unduly influence your current lifestyle. I'm reliably informed that in American slang a 'Texan shower' is one of those where when you awaken out of sweaty slumber after a day's hard work, you simply spritz with cheap deodorant spray and off to work you go. Not having vistied Texas, I'm unsure whether this is unfair calumny or not.

I'm quite sure I don't much care either way.