Do You think Sava Has His Problems Under Control?

[Sava]

i prolly have like 20 pounds of fat to lose and its all pretty much in my lower belly
it looks weird
i stil have ab definition
but i have a belly
its like
the fat grew around the muscles

so i have a fat belly six pack
its bizaarre

[Sava]

i hope you guys are enjoying this

[Sava]

I don't have much more spam in me

ew i farted
it smells like gyros

[Sava]

siamese cats are the best
they are infinitely superior sleeping companions compared to women

[Sava]

if i ever get married, i am going to have at least two queen size beds, maybe king, in my master bedroom
so my wife can sleep in the other one

[Sava]

i mean
cuddling is cute and all
but i need my ****ing sleep

[Sava]

BK, have you heard a person snore before?
can you detect it at all?
what's it like?

[Ben Kenobi]

bull****
you lie

Ahh, wrong exercise. I was thinking leg press. Carry on...

I've got decent lower body strength. Terrible with upper body though.

Used to workout with ex football player and I could leg press more than him.

[Sava]

oh squats?
**** i am scared to try that
my max is 600
the last time i did squats like that, i think i hurt my back
the leg press machines dont have enough weight for me
it goes up to 400lbs
i warm up with 400

[Ben Kenobi]

BK, have you heard a person snore before?
can you detect it at all?
what's it like?

I can hear lower frequencies just fine.

[Sava]

btw, being fat makes your legs strong

and then when you lose weight (if you do it right), you keep a lot of the strength

thats why i am such a fast skater
i have so much more power behind my stride

[Sava]

I can hear lower frequencies just fine.

so you can hear barry white? other men with deep voices?

[Ben Kenobi]

oh squats?

Squats are great. Way more fun than the bench presses and stuff. I suck at that.

the leg press machines dont have enough weight for me

Yeah, I was thinking that was kinda low - you should have good lower body strength...

[Sava]

i always wanted to clock my slap shot

i have no idea how fast it is

it's pretty fast

but like 100 mph?
i dunno

i can't pitch a baseball for ****
i get like 50 mph max

[Ben Kenobi]

being fat makes your legs strong

Well, running all the time = strong legs. Arms, not so much. I haven't done any work with the arms. Not much point to it really.

thats why i am such a fast skater
i have so much more power behind my stride

I can believe it!