Life begins at erection

[KrazyHorse]

Reasoning as follows:

1) an embryo is a genetically distinct entity with a human heritage, therefore it is a human
2) copulation with a fertile female can lead to conception, thus the act of intercourse is probabilistically the creation of life
3) the desire and the deed are morally equivalent

Through this tripod of logic - biological, mathematical and ethical, any man who desires a fertile woman and does not proceed to inseminate her and raise the resulting child is a possible murderer.

[Tupac Shakur]

You had me convinced at "tripod of logic".

[regexcellent]

I'm a tripod. Two normal legs and a third one.

[loinburger]

What about an erection that then leads to buttsex? This is even worse than murder, because you're killing your potential unborn children by suffocating them in somebody's asshole.

[KrazyHorse]

If your intention was always to make love to their butthole, then it is fine because you did not morally create probabilistic children. If you changed your mind then you are guilty, of course. The framework is clear.

[Hauldren Collider]

[Ben Kenobi]

3) the desire and the deed are morally equivalent

Sadly Catholicism doesn't regard the desire and the deed as equivalent.

[Hauldren Collider]

Does Catholicism have a tripod of logic? No? Then shut up, you're wrong.

[regexcellent]

If BK only posted when he wasn't wrong he would never post.

...which would be awesome.

[Ben Kenobi]

Does Catholicism have a tripod of logic?

I believe we call it the Trinity.

[Sava]

KH

[N35t0r]

I believe we call it the Trinity.

You're saying the Trinity is a matter of logic, and not faith?



Can I write off masturbation as exercise? Or am I a murderer?

[Sava]

What about an erection that then leads to buttsex? This is even worse than murder, because you're killing your potential unborn children by suffocating them in somebody's asshole.

I'm not a doctor, but I think that anal creampie could still cause pregnancy. If it can survive in a plastic cup and getting frozen, then squirted in some chick through a turkey baster... a little santorum can't hurt it

[Tupac Shakur]

Wrong. Santorum ruins everything it touches.

[Sava]

you turned out fine... ish