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  • #16
    You're saying the Trinity is a matter of logic, and not faith?
    Catholicism is like that. Faith AND Logic. Procreation AND Pleasure. Scripture AND Tradition. Faith AND Works.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Sava View Post
      I'm not a doctor, but I think that anal creampie could still cause pregnancy. If it can survive in a plastic cup and getting frozen, then squirted in some chick through a turkey baster... a little santorum can't hurt it
      She'd either need a rectovaginal fistula or else she'd need to wipe her ass in the wrong direction.
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      • #18
        could it drip? if she were on her stomach?
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #19
          And the vagina somehow sucked it in?
          Indifference is Bliss

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          • #20
            my brain just imagined the sound that would make

            thanks
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • #21
              Hmmm...I just realized that KH called me a serial killer.
              "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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              • #22
                Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
                Reasoning as follows:

                1) an embryo is a genetically distinct entity with a human heritage, therefore it is a human
                2) copulation with a fertile female can lead to conception, thus the act of intercourse is probabilistically the creation of life
                3) the desire and the deed are morally equivalent

                Through this tripod of logic - biological, mathematical and ethical, any man who desires a fertile woman and does not proceed to inseminate her and raise the resulting child is a possible murderer.
                What if you desire to *** on her face?
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                • #23
                  Cannibalism.
                  No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
                    What if you desire to *** on her face?
                    "Shit" has four letters, not three
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                    • #25
                      "Piss" as well... the plot thickens...
                      "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                      • #26
                        Those things have nothing to do with erections. At least not for me.
                        I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                        - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                        • #27
                          What if you desire to **** on her tits and then spread it around with your ass?

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                            What if you desire to **** on her tits and then spread it around with your ass?
                            How the hell would you cunt on somebody's tits? You're not talking sense
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                            • #29
                              So, KH's theory would mean that females are not human (due to the inability to have erections for obvious reasons).... I guess I could be ok with that.
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                              • #30
                                no wonder there are vaginas on aliens
                                To us, it is the BEAST.

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