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  • News just in from the Vatican: Ben fired as unofficial OT spokesman for the catholic church

    Apparently the new Pope doesn't like Ben's style at all. But Pope Francis is way too nice to just ask Ben to shut up.

    Let's all help Ben through this difficult time
    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

  • #2
    Please tell me Ben just got banned?
    You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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    • #3
      I don't know where he's gonna go if the Church won't take him.
      I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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      • #4
        I'm sure he can find some ledges somewhere.
        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
        "Capitalism ho!"

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        • #5
          There's already a thread about this.
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • #6
            Well, I was moving. So if I got banned during my move, I didn't see it. Also, Pope Francis.

            Also, if you think this NO convert is a Catholic traditionalist, that I find puzzling...
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            • #7
              ]There's already a thread about this.
              This one has the Ben Kenobi seal of approval.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                Well, I was moving. So if I got banned during my move, I didn't see it. Also, Pope Francis.

                Also, if you think this NO convert is a Catholic traditionalist, that I find puzzling...

                Perhaps your zealot's stiffy for Benedict and Burke?
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                  This one has the Ben Kenobi seal of approval.
                  Then is should be promptly closed.
                  When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                  • #10
                    Perhaps your zealot's stiffy for Benedict and Burke?
                    I've never gone to a Tridentine Mass. Maybe someday, but I'm happy if I get to drag my ass into Church.
                    Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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                    • #11
                      I sent a text to the Pope, here is the exchange

                      Congrats Pope Frank. Horse

                      Tks but can you do something about Ben? Pope
                      the man has spoken
                      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                      • #12
                        Apparently Francis isn't a Gigli fan.
                        Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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                        • #13
                          I thought the Pope could take care of things on his own. He gave the USSR trouble didn't he?
                          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                            Apparently Francis isn't a Gigli fan.
                            You mean the 2003 movie with Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez? Who is?
                            "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                              Apparently Francis isn't a Gigli fan.
                              The Pope only likes when a, you use the Captain America avatar and b. you post photos of attractive girls from your vast collection.
                              Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                              Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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