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  • #1

    whiny girls

    So this chick i know is hanging out with her friend doug last night. i don't know doug. i sent her a joke txt saying "hows dougs dick taste" and now she's all wahhhh wahhhh wahhh

    Mind you, i share almost nothing in common with this girl. apparently, she says she likes how funny i am. you guys are well aware of my sense of humor.

    i understand how normals might be offended by my jokes and inappropriate psych ward antics

    thats fine

    but jesus ****ing christ

    also, pretty much every time i talk to this girl on the phone, she turns it into a 976 sex line

    which is cool, not complaining

    only hung out a few times, not boinked her yet

    i think the first time we met i was making jokes about *** swallowing, mid morning jizz fests and face ****ing

    but now all of a sudden OMFG DOUG IS OFFENDED

    well **** doug. he sounds like a ****ing *****
    To us, it is the BEAST.
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  • #2
    Doug must be gay.

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    • #3
      i understand how normals might be offended by my jokes and inappropriate psych ward antics
      Normal? What's that?
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      • #4
        It's not that. I mean Asher isn't a whiny little turd about stuff like that. MrFun might be. So it's not a gay thing
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
          Normal? What's that?
          People that are mostly responsible for the mass human suffering in the world.
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            So she showed Doug the message?

            Who's offended, she or Doug?
            In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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            • #7
              Apparently, her phone lit up and Doug saw it. Maybe Doug should mind his goddamn business and not read private text msgs.
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #8
                Then reply: "Sorry about that, didn't mean to offend anyone. Was billing Doug and wanted to double check services received. Thx xox"
                In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                • #9
                  I'm confused by the thread title. Seems like Doug is the whiny one.
                  Or is she whining about the fact that you offended Doug?
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by -Jrabbit View Post
                    I'm confused by the thread title. Seems like Doug is the whiny one.
                    Or is she whining about the fact that you offended Doug?
                    Who knows.

                    She's prolly just upset I didn't call her since Monday.
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #11
                      maybe Doug knows he just doesn't taste good......
                      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                      • #12
                        EW THATS GROSS
                        IM NOT A *** YOUR A ***
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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