So this chick i know is hanging out with her friend doug last night. i don't know doug. i sent her a joke txt saying "hows dougs dick taste" and now she's all wahhhh wahhhh wahhh
Mind you, i share almost nothing in common with this girl. apparently, she says she likes how funny i am. you guys are well aware of my sense of humor.
i understand how normals might be offended by my jokes and inappropriate psych ward antics
thats fine
but jesus ****ing christ
also, pretty much every time i talk to this girl on the phone, she turns it into a 976 sex line
which is cool, not complaining
only hung out a few times, not boinked her yet
i think the first time we met i was making jokes about *** swallowing, mid morning jizz fests and face ****ing
but now all of a sudden OMFG DOUG IS OFFENDED
well **** doug. he sounds like a ****ing *****
Mind you, i share almost nothing in common with this girl. apparently, she says she likes how funny i am. you guys are well aware of my sense of humor.
i understand how normals might be offended by my jokes and inappropriate psych ward antics
thats fine
but jesus ****ing christ
also, pretty much every time i talk to this girl on the phone, she turns it into a 976 sex line
which is cool, not complaining
only hung out a few times, not boinked her yet
i think the first time we met i was making jokes about *** swallowing, mid morning jizz fests and face ****ing
but now all of a sudden OMFG DOUG IS OFFENDED
well **** doug. he sounds like a ****ing *****
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