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  • #16
    Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat View Post
    You still miss the fundamental point. Why would a woman dump anyone for you?


    I'm 6'2"
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    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    • #17
      Hasn't worked for you yet, why would it start now?

      Seriously, dude. Is that the pic you send to everyone when you reply to Craiglist Casual Encounters "M4M" ads?
      When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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      • #18
        Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat View Post
        Hasn't worked for you yet, why would it start now?

        Seriously, dude. Is that the pic you send to everyone when you reply to Craiglist Casual Encounters "M4M" ads?
        Nah I send this one:




        You know you'd go gay for me.
        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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        • #19
          Maybe its why he also favours gun control - real men don't take kindly to people messing with their women, I certainly don't
          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post


            I have the personality of wall paper paste.
            .
            I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
            [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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            • #21
              No no no - that's an add for his wallpaper! We're going about this all wrong.

              See - albie know that when these girls get all settled in their love nest with their kiddos - and then finally - finally - finally - will give him a call to install their wallpaper.

              Win/Win.

              It's brilliant.
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                Nah I send this one:

                You know you'd go gay for me.
                Let me think about that one for a bit.... naah. Salma Hayek or Drew Barrymore is more my type.

                BTW, you need to get out in the sun more instead of taking pics inside. You're almost glow in the dark.
                When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Alexander's Horse View Post
                  Maybe its why he also favours gun control - real men don't take kindly to people messing with their women, I certainly don't
                  That's the kind of thing for which I reserve a knife.
                  When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Alexander's Horse View Post
                    we should archive all his threads about women and then send them to his future wife, sooner or later he is going to jag one, before its too late
                    In the finest tradition of the marines she'll be a stripper in Jacksonville, NC. She'll immediately gain 100 pounds, live off of his salary and medical insurance for a few months, and then divorce him for half his money. If she has sex with him it'll just be to produce more military dependents.

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                    • #25
                      Be nice, that's more like the Navy and Po City.

                      The Jacksonville stripper would only gain 80 pounds, and every time he was on duty she'd be banging everything that moved and telling him the kids were his.
                      When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                      • #26
                        I would have thought men of Middle Eastern appearance would have to be extra careful about cutting in...
                        Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                        Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                        • #27
                          Al, there's something just...off...about your pictures.

                          Theoretically, you have the physical package. But it's like your empty soul stares at me through the picture. It creeps me out.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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                          • #28
                            PS: Those shorts are gay. You've even got the not-so-subtle penis euphemism dangling out front.
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • #29
                              Why do you insist on parading the fact that you're an idiot? Let's say that you blunder your way into getting her. Why won't she do to you what she just did to someone else? You're special? Only in the short bus sense.
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat View Post
                                Be nice, that's more like the Navy and Po City.

                                The Jacksonville stripper would only gain 80 pounds, and every time he was on duty she'd be banging everything that moved and telling him the kids were his.
                                Ah yes I can't believe I forgot to mention the shameless infidelity aspect of the dependapotamus.

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