I've been approaching women all wrong!

[Al B. Sure!]

I need to go after the ones in relationships.

If she's single, I'm competing against the whole world. If she has a boyfriend then it's only one!


Duh.


My old response, exhibited here, was so wrong:




Thanks, Apolyton

[Alexander's Horse]

[loinburger]

I need to go after the ones in relationships.

You need to go after the ones who will blow you for ten bucks

[self biased]

*sigh*

[Hauldren Collider]

I read the title and at first thought "FINALLY!"

Read the post. Deeply regretting it.

[self biased]

how do you think we feel? we've been reading what is essentially the same thread from him for the last ten years.

[Alexander's Horse]

still in love with his mother is all

[Hauldren Collider]

I can't even wrap my head around the magnitude of this stupidity.

[Al B. Sure!]

Women branch from man to man like monkeys in the trees. Monkeys don't let go of one branch until they've firmly grabbed another. This is just to take advantage of their tactics.

[Alexander's Horse]

Hey Speer, you should inform your Mom about your plan and see how long it lasts, lol

[regexcellent]

Response to title: Yes! Yes you are! The first part of recovery is admitting that you have a problem!
Response to post:

[Alexander's Horse]

we should archive all his threads about women and then send them to his future wife, sooner or later he is going to jag one, before its too late

[Docfeelgood]

[MichaeltheGreat]

Women branch from man to man like monkeys in the trees. Monkeys don't let go of one branch until they've firmly grabbed another. This is just to take advantage of their tactics.

You still miss the fundamental point. Why would a woman dump anyone for you?

[MichaeltheGreat]

we should archive all his threads about women and then send them to his future wife, sooner or later he is going to jag one, before its too late

That's his ulterior motive for trying to become a jarhead reserve officer. With luck, at least one of the camp followers looking for free government bennies via a "contract marriage" won't pick up on the "reserves" part until it's too late.