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Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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Ehh, y'all are pussies. Bet you couldn't even beat Oklahoma.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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If Texans beat Comanches, they can beat Oklahomans.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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Shouldn't that be, "mess" with Texas?No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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That's the G rated version, yes.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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I like it better. It kinda rhymes.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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The situation warrants the stronger language.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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I'm sorry, I just don't, uh, find Texas all that attractive. I mean, I'm sure that Texas, you know, "has a great personality" but frankly I can't work up the interest. You know what I mean? The soldier's not at attention. The flag's at half mast. I'm sure someone will come along who will be more than enthusiastic about "*******" Texas. Just you wait and see, Something will come along. Have you considered introducing Texas to Mexico?"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!Comment
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Texas didn't even do **** in the Civil War. They lost the Alamo despite having Davy Crockett and harp on about the glory days when they begged to get with the rest of the country by threatening to leave.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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At least Texas made up its mind on secession instead of splitting itself in half.Comment
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John Bell Hood? The North didn't even have the guts to invade TX. They were also the only open port for shipping things overseas to Mexico.Texas didn't even do **** in the Civil War. They lost the Alamo despite having Davy Crockett and harp on about the glory days when they begged to get with the rest of the country by threatening to leave.
As for the Alamo, it wasn't fought to win, it was fought to give Houston time. Everyone there, Crockett included knew it was suicide.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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And it's half staff, Doc; unless you want to sound like some ***** Navy guy.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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And the half on the good guy's side was West Virginia...hmm, well playedOriginally posted by gribbler View Post
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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That's what all of Virginia would be like without Washington, DCOriginally posted by Hauldren Collider View PostAnd the half on the good guy's side was West Virginia...hmm, well played
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Kansas State ****ed with Texas
oh wait, Baylor's down there too
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