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  • Women make no damn sense

    Backstory:
    Chick was stage 10 clinger. She text me 30+ times a day, wrote me long messages about how amazing I am, wanted to talk to me on the phone for 8 hours at a time, etc. She also is a hardcore liberal and we would argue a lot about politics which she seemed to love to do because she would always instigate. I have texts and Skype messages saved but I won't bore you with all her praise.

    Then things suddenly cooled off but she wanted to be friends. Cool. But she would have spurts where she would send me a ton of texts about political stuff. I didn't take the bait but just said, "Admit it. A part of you still wants me." Alpha-male cocky ****, I thought.

    Her response Friday the 16th:

    10:48pm, text messages: "Actually you creepy little weasel, the second I laid eyes on you I never wanted you to lay a ****ing finger on me. You make me sick. The idea of you touching me makes me sick. I despise you and everything about you. Don't ****ing talk to me, don't write on my Facebook, pretend I don't exist. Seriously, you make me ****ing sick. Not only that, all of my friends hate you. The males want to either kick your ****ing ass or laugh at you. The women, well they mostly laugh. But you sicken them.

    12:20am, 2 minute voice mail message cursing me out

    12:51am, facebook message:




    WTF?


    On Thanksgiving, she texts me that she wishes we were still facebook friends so she could post articles about how stupid 'Rethuglicans' are and said how she's thankful that Romney's only a joke now.

    *****, why you texting me after all that hate?
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  • #2
    I don't think you get to complain about women anymore Albert.
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    • #3
      She's nuts. Her reference to being "unmedicated for a week" is confirmation. Be glad that the only thing she wants to do with you is try to correct your idiotic support for Republicans.

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      • #4
        The trick is to establish interest early. I recommend this little "icebreaker": walk up to a woman and ask her, "hey, baby, how do you scare away stinging insects?" When she asks how, you grab her chest and scream "BOO, BEES!" at the top of your lungs. This works best in a crowded area such as a nightclub.
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        • #5
          FEE-MALES!?!
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          • #6
            Holy ****, AAHZ just threw a serve
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            • #7
              I know I'm going to regret this question... but I do have to ask.

              Exactly what bull**** did you write on her page?
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              • #8
                I don't believe a ****ing word of your story is true...
                "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                • #9
                  I wonder, Alby... do you openly tell women that they don't make sense, you know, as a gender? It seems like something you'd do and something that'd backfire almost immediately.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Ming View Post
                    I know I'm going to regret this question... but I do have to ask.

                    Exactly what bull**** did you write on her page?
                    I am also curious.
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                    • #11
                      Even of shes unmedicated she really did nail alby
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                      • #12
                        It's probably typical GOP talking points.
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
                          Even of shes unmedicated she really did nail alby
                          No, she didn't. No one ever has.

                          She did characterize him accurately, though.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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                          • #14
                            God, Alby is like an endless train crash in slow motion. It's a terrible sight, but you cannot look away.
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                            • #15
                              OK, Alby. You ARE trolling us, right? Have been from the get go? If not, you are some piece of work.
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