Women make no damn sense

[Kidlicious]

Doh! That was 14 years ago.

[onodera]

It's 2012. I dare you to find a woman who is not medicated or self-medicated.

There's one next to me. Al, get out of Philly.

[Pax]

Alby, I am intrigued. She likes you on some level. Even if its just too argue politics. I see how you could build on this too have an interesting relationship if it was me doing the talking. However, there is something wrong with your approach. I can't say exactly what it is because i'm not there watching. I think you accept 1st that you are doing something wrong then try to figure out what the girl wants that you can give too her. Intellectual stimulation is a start. I recommend apologizing for posting an intimate or personal comment on her wall for everyone too see. Even if it is true, do you really think that anyone wants too be exposed like that. Be sensitive.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I bet its his view that the way to get women is by being cocky. That's a huge turnoff for most women aside from those with low self-esteem.

[Pax]

Just as an exercise. I suggest you study some of the films of male stars that women are attracted too. We guys sometimes don't notice that the strong male roles all have a sensitive or vulnerable side. The combination is very attractive to women.

[DaShi]

The problem here is that the ***** is crazy. I suggest that Alpert ditch her with what dignity he has left.

[Pax]

Alby, I don't think you should ditch her. This actually seems closer than you've been to getting a real girlfriend.

[Kidlicious]

That's bad advice Pax. There's nothing wrong with being single. It's certainly better than having a crazy girlfriend. Who knows, she might cut off his pecker.

[Pax]

Normally, I would agree. However, Alby has never had real girlfriend to my knowledge and he needs some life experience. Other than the statement about medication the girl has only stated things on the same level that a lot of guys here have said to alby in so many words. I think alby should see where it leads.

[self biased]

That's bad advice Pax. There's nothing wrong with being single. It's certainly better than having a crazy girlfriend. Who knows, she might cut off his pecker.

...you say that as if it were a bad thing. do we really want to run the risk of albie somehow passing his genes along to the next generation?

[DaShi]

Normally, I would agree. However, Alby has never had real girlfriend to my knowledge and he needs some life experience. Other than the statement about medication the girl has only stated things on the same level that a lot of guys here have said to alby in so many words. I think alby should see where it leads.

Sometimes saying no to a girl is better for self-esteem than banging her. Sometimes.

[self biased]

Sometimes saying no to a girl is better for self-esteem than banging her. Sometimes.

yeah.

as someone who's gotten some really dodgy 'tang, this is a fundamental truth.

[Pax]

And sometimes getting something is better than nothing. Alby where is she on the crazy hot scale.

[Kidlicious]

Don't mess with crazy chicks. It means you're crazy. Trust me.

[Felch]

All women are crazy. It's why I support repealing the 19th amendment. Ever since we gave those floosies the right to vote, they've been taking away our alcohol, forcing us to wear seatbelts, and generally making a mockery of freedom.