Why is cheese more expensive in Canada?

[Ben Kenobi]

When did the bots start getting insulting?

They've even started commenting on each other!

[SlowwHand]

More rats, more cheese demand.

[Uncle Sparky]

Up until recently, Alberta was rat free. That is why Harper and others from Alberta are so cheesy.

[Dauphin]

Boris: "ceci n'est pas une penis"

NOTE: this is a variant of the sum total of my knowledge of french

In French, the penis is feminine.

[SlowwHand]

Albertans are the rats.

[notyoueither]

Up until recently, Alberta was rat free. That is why Harper and others from Alberta are so cheesy.

Still is. The Province and municipality practically nuked them from orbit. It was the only way to be sure.

[Dinner]

This thread reminds me of the "Canadian Milk Piranhas" story which ran a few months back. It showed folks from BC bum rushing pallets of milk at a Costco in Washington state. The Canadians just descended upon the poor guy who was wheeling out the pallet of milks and with in seconds the whole pallet was empty. It really was like watching piranhas strip flesh from a cow.

http://www.cbc.ca/player/News/World/ID/2267041762/

And of course Fox had an anti-Canadian take on events: http://fox8.com/2012/08/15/canadian-...milk-piranhas/

[Fake Boris]

That does not explain the price difference in cheese between the US and Canada.

That may explain the price difference of cockcheese, though.

[Fake Boris]

Tell me if this is right please: "La mère de Boris suce mon pénis".

1) This is correct
2) I strongly advise you never to say this in front of me. Seriously.

[Fake Boris]

@regexcellent

Please read this post in the moderation input thread: http://apolyton.net/showthread.php/1...=1#post6159873

Thanks.

[Dinner]

Ruined a perfectly good thread.

[snoopy369]

There is nothing good about Canadian cheese.

[Wezil]

Poutine *****.

[Dinner]

Je paie pour beaucoup de fromage.

[snoopy369]

What?