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    Since we recently had Rosh Hashanah and we all know Jesus was Jewish what would you think a would be prophet in first century Israel would eat for such a holiday? I honestly have no idea so, poly, tell me what would Jesus eat?
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    This is almost as interesting as wondering what the hell Catalonians were thinking when they made it a Christmas tradition to make figurines of Santa and the saints all taking a dump. No really, figurines of holy figures taking a crap decorate everyone's house in Catalonia at Christmas time. Don't ask me why because I have no ****ing clue but apparently statues of people ****ting on burning logs is a very Christmasy sort of thing in part of Spain.
    Last edited by Dinner; September 17, 2012, 23:40.
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    • #3
      Fresh fruit and bread, both dipped in honey.
      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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      • #4
        Dinner. *badum-tish*
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        • #5
          Re:OP I don't know. Use it as an excuse to eat ruggalas
          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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          • #6
            food?
            Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

            Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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            • #7
              Wegmans always has delicious Jewish food around this time of (the Jewish) year

              Challah

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              • #8
                Goat.

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                • #9
                  Jesus has food that you don't know about to do the work of God.

                  Also, Jesus surely ate much fish and bread. Also wine.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by regexcellent View Post
                    Wegmans always has delicious Jewish food around this time of (the Jewish) year

                    Challah
                    Just rub in the fact that you have a Wegmans and I don't, you little **** sucker.
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                    • #11
                      if alive today would we all get fries with that
                      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                      • #12
                        I can't believe you people just let the whole thing about figurines of people crapping go by uncommented upon. It is never the less true:

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                        • #13
                          What would Jesus eat? Whatever his wife cooked him, thats what!

                          http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1891325.html

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                          • #14
                            This is possibly the best Christmas video ever.

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                            • #15
                              Jesus would eat pizza. This is obvious. Why are you asking such stupid questions?

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