Woman told me she likes me. WHAT DO? NOW!!!

[MRT144]

I'd actually like to see Alby's life take a positive turn for once. He got a job in Wilmington, which is a start. Who knows? Maybe he can go two for two.

4 hour daily commute is ****ing hilarious.

[MRT144]

This is actually good advice and a date is kind of like an interview, right? The only dilemma would be transitioning from an interview/sales conversation to anything romantic but the principle is useful.

"Let's close the deal with my dick in your mouth."

[Jon Miller]

This is actually good advice and a date is kind of like an interview, right? The only dilemma would be transitioning from an interview/sales conversation to anything romantic but the principle is useful.

Think of it as the same as an interview, it is just the ending is different.

For an interview you want to stand up to leave and for them to say, you have got the job.

For a date, you want to be ready to leave and to kiss them.

Some would say to be invited in for the night. I disagree, but also I think for you the goal should be a good kiss at the end.

Repeat a few times and things should build naturally.

JM

[MRT144]

"Behind fake grass by lake with loaded rifle and trainer retriever dog. Healthy-looking duck just flying slowly back and forth for past ten minutes, stopping to rest every thirty seconds. WHAT DO I DO?!"

[Asher]

What does stuffing tights mean? Is this some sort of homosexual thing?

Putting socks in the front to make it look like the guy has something sizable.

[Al B. Sure!]

4 hour daily commute is ****ing hilarious.

It's not hilarious at all.

I'm really hoping my boss who lives in a nearby neighborhood is cool with driving me to and/or from work. It's ~30-40 minutes by car.

[rah]

I would think, from your track record posting here, that sitting in a car alone with your boss for 60-80 minutes a day would be a sure recipe for being fired.

[Fake Boris]

[MRT144]

Where should Al move in Wilmington? Browntown or Compton Village?

[MRT144]

[Hauldren Collider]

Rent has to be way cheaper there.

[Al B. Sure!]

Rent has to be way cheaper there.

No. I pay $320/month with utilities and cable internet included. I doubt I'd get something cheaper there.

[snoopy369]

Depends on what you're willing to rent. One bedroom in an apartment or house? I imagine you can do that. You can do similar in Chicago without going into awful neighborhoods, which I'd think is more expensive. If you demand your own apartment, then $320 is hard to beat.

[Asher]

No. I pay $320/month with utilities and cable internet included. I doubt I'd get something cheaper there.

!!!

Holy **** that's cheap.

$320 is basically my cable bill alone.

[Hauldren Collider]

Jesus christ! That's cheap for Pittsburgh, and probably impossible to find in Northern Virginia...

How the hell do you pay so little in downtown Philly?