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“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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Well sure it is a good boredom breaker but there is an innocent involved in this. :concern:Originally posted by Lonestar View Post
Shouldn't we, as Alby's online friends (and advisors on all things important) do our best to protect the poor boy from this obvious harlot?"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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I'd actually like to see Alby's life take a positive turn for once. He got a job in Wilmington, which is a start. Who knows? Maybe he can go two for two.
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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My advice is realistically the only one that can get him laid.Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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No it's not, let's try to give Alby serious advice. He's asking for it, and who knows--maybe this time he'll take it for once.Originally posted by Asher View PostIf there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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He's going to end up like George Costanza - Tied to a bed while some woman steals his clothes.Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View PostI'd actually like to see Alby's life take a positive turn for once. He got a job in Wilmington, which is a start. Who knows? Maybe he can go two for two.
He will of course not get laid."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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Look, we don't know that for sure....Just trying to be positive here....Originally posted by Wezil View Post
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Ask how she reached that decision and then critique her response.Comment
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HC - When she makes the false allegation of rape you'll be sorry you had a hand in this.
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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Poor Alby will rot away in a jail cell and never become a marine."I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
Think George Costanza. Do the opposite of your natural impulse.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Insert Knob A into Hole 1 (or 2 if she's in to that sort of thing)Comment
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Women still get horny if you put a sock in your pants or if it's all you. But if he really is big he won't have to worry about letting her down.Originally posted by Asher View PostNow there is a really dumb idea.
A man who wears tights is a man who stuffs tights, let it be known.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Respond: "I like myself too"
In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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Yeah! He could end up like Allen Harper(Jon Cryer) from Two and a Half Men, Tied to the bed, in women's lingerie, while a woman steals his clothes.Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View PostLook, we don't know that for sure....Just trying to be positive here....
Or dressing up in his mother's dress while the woman steals his clothes and his brother's Mercedes.
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Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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