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  • #16
    Originally posted by Asher View Post
    If you have to ask, it's already doomed.

    If you're truly well endowed, just whip it out and skip the bull****. It's worth the risk because you'll fail anyway.
    Why not just wear some tight pants? Straight men can't go around whipping it out around women.
    I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
      Why not just wear some tight pants?
      Now there is a really dumb idea.

      A man who wears tights is a man who stuffs tights, let it be known.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
        What? Wait. Please don't go. I need help.
        Sorry, my only concern was insure that this doesn't endanger your job. I have no good advice for dating. In fact, I actively avoid it.
        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Asher View Post
          Now there is a really dumb idea.

          A man who wears tights is a man who stuffs tights, let it be known.
          To follow up - endowment is the only thing Alby has going for him.

          He's got the personality of a wax mannequin, the intelligence of a marine, the income of a high school student, and the fashion sense of a time-traveling homosexual who can't find the right decade.

          It's time to go nuclear or go home.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Asher View Post
            Now there is a really dumb idea.

            A man who wears tights is a man who stuffs tights, let it be known.
            I do have two pairs of slim fit 'photographer' pants from Express and slim cut chinos from BR and RL. Slim is in, Asher.
            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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            • #21
              See my last post.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #22
                ****ing ask her out to a movie or the zoo you stupid ****. Proceed from there.
                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Lonestar View Post
                  ****ing ask her out to a movie or the zoo you stupid ****. Proceed from there.
                  Long distance. How the **** am I going to do that?
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #24
                    "next time you're in town, let's hang out"
                    "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                    "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                    • #25
                      Just in case you manage to get to the zoo anyway, don't do anything that would normally be prefaced by "watch this!"
                      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                      • #26
                        Do you have a webcam? If so, try the "whipping it out" approach. If you don't have a webcam, then buy a webcam, then try the "whipping it out" approach. If you can't afford a webcam, then quit.
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                          Long distance. How the **** am I going to do that?
                          "next time you're in town, let's hang out"
                          Or, if she's within driving distance next time, or train distance(you're in Philly, EVERYWHERE BETWEEN DC AND BOSTON IS IN TRAIN DISTANCE) meet her there.
                          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                          • #28
                            Should we really be encouraging this?
                            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                            • #29
                              I'm at work and literally have nothing better to do.
                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by C0ckney View Post
                                "next time you're in town, let's hang out"
                                QFT.

                                Alby, this is easy. She said she likes you. So all you have to say is "hey, next time you're around, would you like to go see a movie?"

                                That's all there is to it. You aren't in the not-sure-if-friends-or-not zone right now, so you don't have to play it super safe. Just be nice! Act like a gentleman. Maybe it'll work out, maybe it won't. If it doesn't, don't sweat it too much, and try to make friends with her, that could open up opportunities with any friends she has.

                                Unlike Asher and co, I am being totally serious. Good luck!
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