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Originally posted by Asher
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Why not just wear some tight pants? Straight men can't go around whipping it out around women.I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
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Now there is a really dumb idea.Originally posted by Kidicious View Post
A man who wears tights is a man who stuffs tights, let it be known."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
Sorry, my only concern was insure that this doesn't endanger your job. I have no good advice for dating. In fact, I actively avoid it.
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To follow up - endowment is the only thing Alby has going for him.Originally posted by Asher View PostNow there is a really dumb idea.
A man who wears tights is a man who stuffs tights, let it be known.
He's got the personality of a wax mannequin, the intelligence of a marine, the income of a high school student, and the fashion sense of a time-traveling homosexual who can't find the right decade.
It's time to go nuclear or go home."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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I do have two pairs of slim fit 'photographer' pants from Express and slim cut chinos from BR and RL. Slim is in, Asher.Originally posted by Asher View PostNow there is a really dumb idea.
A man who wears tights is a man who stuffs tights, let it be known."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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See my last post."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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****ing ask her out to a movie or the zoo you stupid ****. Proceed from there.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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Long distance. How the **** am I going to do that?Originally posted by Lonestar View Post"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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"next time you're in town, let's hang out""The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de BottonComment
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Just in case you manage to get to the zoo anyway, don't do anything that would normally be prefaced by "watch this!"No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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Do you have a webcam? If so, try the "whipping it out" approach. If you don't have a webcam, then buy a webcam, then try the "whipping it out" approach. If you can't afford a webcam, then quit.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures
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Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostOr, if she's within driving distance next time, or train distance(you're in Philly, EVERYWHERE BETWEEN DC AND BOSTON IS IN TRAIN DISTANCE) meet her there."next time you're in town, let's hang out"Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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Should we really be encouraging this?"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
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I'm at work and literally have nothing better to do.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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QFT.Originally posted by C0ckney View Post
Alby, this is easy. She said she likes you. So all you have to say is "hey, next time you're around, would you like to go see a movie?"
That's all there is to it. You aren't in the not-sure-if-friends-or-not zone right now, so you don't have to play it super safe. Just be nice! Act like a gentleman. Maybe it'll work out, maybe it won't. If it doesn't, don't sweat it too much, and try to make friends with her, that could open up opportunities with any friends she has.
Unlike Asher and co, I am being totally serious. Good luck!If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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