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  • #16
    The only underling I've ever had was a summer intern. Managing him was no problem at all.

    loin: Go write this program, ask me if you have any questions.
    Intern: Okay.

    one week later

    loin: Have you made any progress?
    Intern: No
    loin: Why not?
    Intern: I don't know how to program.
    loin: Oh, okay. Read this book on programming, ask me if you have any questions.

    And by the end of the summer he almost finished the book!
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    • #17
      fear and moral terror are your friends, if they are not, they are enemies to be feared
      Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

      Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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      • #18
        Up to 6 now.
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #19
          Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
          Up to 6 now.
          Are you spending more of your time in meetings than anything else? That prospect scares me.
          "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
          'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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          • #20
            Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
            Up to 6 now.
            Maybe the 4 weren't working.
            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Alexander's Horse View Post
              fear and moral terror are your friends, if they are not, they are enemies to be feared
              Moral terror?
              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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              • #22
                Meaning that if you aren't using them, they are being used against you. What's so scary about this? Try 15 and you have my day.
                Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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                • #23
                  I am actually surprised you can count that far.
                  "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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                  • #24
                    I am actually surprised you can count that far.
                    Belgian has a number for 15? News to me.
                    Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                    "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                    2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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