Can I shoot failed Marines?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I don't think we should discriminate between serious and non-serious threats of violence.

I think we should have you tickled to death by 40,000 sugar-frosted unicorns.

[SlowwHand]

That's a bit of an eyeopener. Apparently threats that are deemed to be serious by the victim are ok if it's the 'right kind of poster' making the threats against the 'wrong kind of poster'.

10 year olds. Vote for me and I'll buy you ice cream. No mention of how.

[Ben Kenobi]

Psst, you're supposed to bribe the folks who aren't already voting for you.

[Lorizael]

I think we should have you tickled to death by 40,000 sugar-frosted unicorns.

I think you should be banned for making violence against members of the site a topic of conversation. What of it?

[MikeH]

I was going to say what I thought, but you all might as well all carry on making it up for me. It might not be accurate but it is amusing.


Let me know if I decide to ban Ben again.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

This is the beauty of satire. Reactions of self-righteous disgust and outrage are far more rewarding than any amount of applause.

[Lorizael]

Congratulations, you've riled people up. And all you had to do was make satirical death threats. Yay?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Incidentally, I think I hear unicorn hooves approaching.

[ColdWizard]

Alby's never been to Boot, so this thread is obviously generic. The thread about shooting 100% wolves is more interesting.

[Kidlicious]

I was going to say what I thought, but you all might as well all carry on making it up for me. It might not be accurate but it is amusing.


Let me know if I decide to ban Ben again.

I've known you were planning on doing that for some time.

[SlowwHand]

Maybe only a "successful Marine" can make the call on a "failed Marine". Frame of reference and all.