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    Oh. My. God.
    What Not To Buy Online: Lollipops Laced With Chickenpox

    by Nancy Shute

    Shopping online can be a real time-saver, and you can get some great deals. But skip lollipops that come with the virus that causes chickenpox.

    This caution comes after a woman in Nashville, Tenn., advertised lollipops contaminated with the varicella virus on Facebook. The tainted pops were intended for parents who want to expose their children to the disease.

    A Nashville TV station spotted the woman's posts, in which she also offered to ship spit and cotton swabs, all for a mere $50, payable through PayPal. The woman, Wendy Werkit, told WSMV reporter Kimberly Curth that she had shipped lollipops that had been sucked on by her children, "so that other peoples' kids can get chickenpox."


    State health officials were horrified at the prospect, and pointed out that not only is the varicella vaccine much safer for children than getting the disease itself, but spreading the virus could pose a serious risk to children who can't be vaccinated because they are undergoing cancer treatment or have other health problems.

    Deaths caused by chickenpox have plummeted since the vaccine was introduced in 1995, according to a study published in July.

    Before the vaccine was introduced, parents would sometimes expose their children to others who were sick with the disease, so the children would have a reduced risk of serious infection as adults. The idea has since been adopted by some parents leery of vaccines.

    Some parents also think that the natural immunity children gain from having a disease is better than the immunity they get from shots, but doctors say that varies from vaccine to vaccine.

    As a result of the media coverage, the Facebook page "Find A Pox Party Near You" where the Tennessee woman advertised her wares is now running this disclaimer: "This page is to find a CHICKEN POX (only) party near you. ABSOLUTELY NO SENDING VIRUSES THROUGH THE MAIL. This will not be tolerated and will be deleted immediately. Local only."

    Back in 2005, the American Academy of Pediatrics' Dr. Sarah Long talked to NPR about just what a bad idea those parties are compared to the vaccination. "The notion that you would willingly expose your child to the naturally virulent strong virus when there is the opportunity to have a virus in its weakened form that's as immunogenic just makes no sense to me whatsoever," she said.
    As an alternative to vaccinations, a Tennessee woman offered lollipops smeared with chickenpox virus. Health officials said that the chickenpox vaccine is much safer, and that mailing pathogens is both illegal and dangerous.


    "I don't trust vaccines, but I don't want my kids to catch a serious illness...what to do, what to do..."

    "Hey, I have a great idea! Let's collect candy sucked on by sick kids, and feed them to our kids! Natural vaccination and a tasty treat, all in one convenient, if slightly slimy, package!"

    WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE, AND WHY ARE THEY BREEDING???
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

  • #2
    I sell AIDS infected needles on Facebook under much the same premise. Why do you hate the free market?

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    • #3
      I sell 'gently use' condoms. How many dozens do you need?
      There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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      • #4
        This feeds into my earlier thread perfectly.


        I can not ****ing stand these people, I really can't.
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        • #5
          Vaccines cause autism. Chicken pox just causes a bit of itching. I don't see the problem.
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          • #6
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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            • #7
              Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
              Vaccines cause autism. Chicken pox just causes a bit of itching. I don't see the problem.
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              • #8
                Just smother them all with a pillow. Seriously, right wing nut job conservatives who are anti-science just need to be smothered with a pillow. It's the kind thing to do and it will ultimately save many lives so let them enjoy the feather pillow before getting buried some where in Kansas.
                Last edited by Dinner; November 8, 2011, 05:43.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Aeson View Post
                  I sell AIDS infected needles on Facebook under much the same premise. Why do you hate the free market?
                  I should point out that you may contaminate needles with substances containing H.I.V., the virus which is held responsible for Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. A syndrome is not a virus. I have never had chicken pox, although I have had both kinds of measles.

                  I believe adult chicken pox is most unpleasant, involving pustules even in the nostrils and on the foreskin (according to an colleague who caught it from his children) .

                  Yoicks.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
                    Just smother them all with a pillow. Seriously, right wing nut job conservatives who are anti-science just need to be smothered with a pillow. It's the kind thing to do and it will ultimately save many lives so let them enjoy the feather pillow before getting buried some where in Kansas.
                    This ain't strictly a right-wing thing, Oerdin.
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                    • #11
                      When Bachmann made her hysterical "government injection" claim, even ol' Rush Limbaugh got up and pointed out that there's no evidence that vaccines lead to stunted babies. Also, I don't know how many conservatives push for homeopathic medicine. That sounds like more of a liberal thing.
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                      • #12
                        Holy ****ing ****, don't get me started on homeopathy.

                        Moron yuppie scum bringing their kids in for a cold and telling me they've been giving them some "natural cough medicine", and show me some homeopathic ****.

                        Congrats, dip****. You just spent $20 on a 50mL vial of water.
                        "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                        "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Guynemer View Post
                          This ain't strictly a right-wing thing, Oerdin.
                          Yes it is, at least the majority of them are. It's the religious kooks, the home schooling nutters, the anti-science freaks (who are usually anti-science for religious reasons, see evolution), and the people who listen to folks like Michelle Bachmann's claims that vaccines cause autism. What do all those groups have to do with each other? They're all dominated by and mostly made up of right wing nutjobs.

                          I'll give you homeopathy is likely a new age dip**** hippy thing though I'm not sure those people are even smart enough to figure out when and where to vote.
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                          • #14
                            Oerdin, don't forget vegans, raw foods, paleos, and the granola munchers.
                            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                            • #15
                              Also, I'M a right-wing nut-job conservative, and I started the damn thread!!!
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