Oh, my poor bleeding arse.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Did I ever share my one experience with a hemorrhoid?

I went to see the doctor, fully expecting to get a little tube of "Grapes begone!" ointment, but no. The bastard just took a scalpel to it- no anaesthetic.

I didn't like it.

[Venom]

If your first thought is "POLY HAS GOT TO KNOW ABOUT THIS" then you deserve to bleed to death on the toilet.

[SlowwHand]

Other then getting a male tampex for my butthole I'm at a lose as to what to do. It's not too bad but I do seem to be ****eing blood and when I wipe the paper is more red then brown. That strikes me as wrong. I have never had arse issues before so experiencing a bleeding arse is something new to me. I can't say I like it. Other than the new super power of painting the bowl red I'm some what at a loss as to what to do about this. As much as I'd prefer not to bring it up... Bleeding out of my arse does seem to be a cause for concern. So what say you, poly sages? Ignore, wipe (extra well), or simply squeeze extra tight? This is a new frontier for me.

TMI, to the 10th power.

[Lorizael]

Oh man, I haven't seen that video in ages.

[Elok]

If your first thought is "POLY HAS GOT TO KNOW ABOUT THIS" then you deserve to bleed to death on the toilet.

I have no idea who you are, Venom, but you have an excellent point and I would like to hear more of your ideas for improving our lives.

[notyoueither]

His name says it all.

[giblets]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=rectal+bleeding

[Al B. Sure!]

Wait, when I shared that I have rectal bleeding, I got mocked, but Oerdin gets a free pass?

I get the problem from rough toilet paper.

[rah]

If don't consider all the replies a free pass.

[Al B. Sure!]

It's rough toilet paper. It hurts like a *****, too, doesn't it, Oerdin?

[Zoetstofzoetje]

there´s toilet paper in the ghetto?

[Darius871]

If your first thought is "POLY HAS GOT TO KNOW ABOUT THIS" then you deserve to bleed to death on the toilet.

Oh go suck an egg. This is the most interesting thread I've seen in weeks.

[Al B. Sure!]

there´s toilet paper in the ghetto?

Philly isn't quite the Philly you see in the Twelve Monkeys...

[Hauldren Collider]

Oh go suck an egg. This is the most interesting thread I've seen in weeks.

Best Oerdin thread ever?

Also, Oerdin, go see the doctor you dufus

[The Mad Monk]

Philly isn't quite the Philly you see in the Twelve Monkeys...

Of course not. Not even Twelve Monkeys is that bad.