Oh, my poor bleeding arse.

[Lancer]

Brain tumor?

[Barnabas]

so why did your ass bleed?

[Thoth]

If your first thought is "POLY HAS GOT TO KNOW ABOUT THIS" then you deserve to bleed to death on the toilet.

QFMFT.


(Tip for Oerdin: Shagging yourself up the arse with a Coke bottle isn't a good idea. Google "prolapsed rectum" for details. )

[The Mad Monk]

No, but after the long hose she put up my ass I wish I did.

So, what did it finally turn out to be?

[Dinner]

I some how irritated something down there causing minor bleeding which seemed worse then it was. I was give laxatives, told to stay more regular, and to take it easy for a few days. I also took Al's advice and got the ultra soft TP. With luck I should no longer have a bleeding arse soon.

Luckily no hemorrhoids or anything like that.

[Docfeelgood]

I some how irritated something down there causing minor bleeding which seemed worse then it was. I was give laxatives, told to stay more regular, and to take it easy for a few days. I also took Al's advice and got the ultra soft TP. With luck I should no longer have a bleeding arse soon.

Luckily no hemorrhoids or anything like that.

This is why it is so important to chew your food.

[Theben]

Stop indulging in those rape fantasy masturbation sessions, or at least use more lube.

Oerdin or DocFG, either one.

[Carreidas]

Good for you Oerdin.

Ahhh... our butt, a so-easily neglected part of our body.

[Dinner]

Stop indulging in those rape fantasy masturbation sessions, or at least use more lube.

Oerdin or DocFG, either one.

That would be 10 times worse over at CG given the pokey bum wank joke.

[Theben]

Feel free to import it

[MOBIUS]

Hey Oerdin, are you dead yet?

[molly bloom]

Wait, when I shared that I have rectal bleeding, I got mocked, but Oerdin gets a free pass?

.

You bleed rectally from the mouth, though.