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  • #61
    Brain tumor?
    Long time member @ Apolyton
    Civilization player since the dawn of time

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    • #62
      so why did your ass bleed?
      I need a foot massage

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      • #63
        Originally posted by Venom View Post
        If your first thought is "POLY HAS GOT TO KNOW ABOUT THIS" then you deserve to bleed to death on the toilet.
        QFMFT.


        (Tip for Oerdin: Shagging yourself up the arse with a Coke bottle isn't a good idea. Google "prolapsed rectum" for details. )
        Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
        I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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        • #64
          Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
          No, but after the long hose she put up my ass I wish I did.
          So, what did it finally turn out to be?
          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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          • #65
            I some how irritated something down there causing minor bleeding which seemed worse then it was. I was give laxatives, told to stay more regular, and to take it easy for a few days. I also took Al's advice and got the ultra soft TP. With luck I should no longer have a bleeding arse soon.

            Luckily no hemorrhoids or anything like that.
            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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            • #66
              Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
              I some how irritated something down there causing minor bleeding which seemed worse then it was. I was give laxatives, told to stay more regular, and to take it easy for a few days. I also took Al's advice and got the ultra soft TP. With luck I should no longer have a bleeding arse soon.

              Luckily no hemorrhoids or anything like that.
              This is why it is so important to chew your food.

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              • #67
                Stop indulging in those rape fantasy masturbation sessions, or at least use more lube.

                Oerdin or DocFG, either one.
                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                • #68
                  Good for you Oerdin.

                  Ahhh... our butt, a so-easily neglected part of our body.

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by Theben View Post
                    Stop indulging in those rape fantasy masturbation sessions, or at least use more lube.

                    Oerdin or DocFG, either one.
                    That would be 10 times worse over at CG given the pokey bum wank joke.
                    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                    • #70
                      Feel free to import it
                      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                      • #71
                        Hey Oerdin, are you dead yet?
                        Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                          Wait, when I shared that I have rectal bleeding, I got mocked, but Oerdin gets a free pass?

                          .
                          You bleed rectally from the mouth, though.

                          Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                          ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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