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  • #46
    Indeed. I have things to relate about what the doctor told me as well as what the nurse stuck up my ass but I will need a few drinks before I relate that story. Suffice it to say I feel used and abused and the ***** didn't even buy me dinner.
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    • #47
      You don't have cancer, do you?

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      • #48
        I hope everything is okay, Oerdin!
        If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
        ){ :|:& };:

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        • #49
          Originally posted by gribbler View Post
          You don't have cancer, do you?
          No, but after the long hose she put up my ass I wish I did.
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          • #50
            this is by far and away the best oerdin thread i've seen in a while.
            I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
            [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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            • #51
              Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
              ...and there's the Venom we all know and love!
              So, we're talking the original Marvel version, not the pansy Topher Grace kind?
              1011 1100
              Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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              • #52
                Don't worry, its probably this:

                There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.

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                • #53
                  Don't drink so damn much. I had a former employee (alcoholic) who shat blood in the middle of his shift. Somehow he's still alive, but the alcohol wrecked his innards.
                  I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                  I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                  • #54
                    I forget....was it Tassadar that used to do this types of threads?
                    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
                      No, but after the long hose she put up my ass I wish I did.
                      The old "Oh the 'nurse' is just going to put something up your arse" trick.
                      Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                      Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                      We've got both kinds

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by self biased View Post
                        this is by far and away the best oerdin thread i've seen in a while.
                        I still think the exploding homebrew is my favourite!
                        Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                        • #57
                          Wait. Why did Oerdin call it an 'arse'. He's an American. It's an 'ass'
                          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                          • #58
                            ITYM HE'S an ass.
                            Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                            Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                            We've got both kinds

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                            • #59
                              I honestly thought ass was censored so I was using arse to get around the censor.
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                              • #60
                                This is why it is so important to chew your food.

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