Oh, my poor bleeding arse.

[Al B. Sure!]

Before or after the apocalypse?

[BlackCat]

Before or after the apocalypse?

Would there be a difference ?

[MOBIUS]

Anal bleeding is one of the 'red flag' (hey the NHS has a sense of humour!) signs of bowel cancer - get thee to a doctor!

[Al B. Sure!]

It's just rough toilet paper. I get the same thing all the time.

[MOBIUS]

Would there be a difference ?

Of course, the apocalypse would clean Philly up a bit by incinerating all the trash...

[MOBIUS]

It's just rough toilet paper. I get the same thing all the time.

Ever thought of trading up to the softer 3-ply stuff? Failing that, how about using a cute labrador puppy to wipe your crack?

[Dinner]

I have no idea who you are, Venom, but you have an excellent point and I would like to hear more of your ideas for improving our lives.

Venom doesn't improve lives, he enjoys destroying them.

That said I have an appointment to see the doctor at 4pm. Here's hoping he's gentle.

[Dinner]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=rectal+bleeding

The girl in the first link is kind of cute.

[Tuberski]

Anal Leekage?

ACK!

[N35t0r]

Inserting vegetables up your anus is generally not recommended by doctors.

[MOBIUS]

I guess he got bored waiting for recipes and took matters into his own hands

[Venom]

Oh go suck an egg. This is the most interesting thread I've seen in weeks.

Oh go suck the bloody **** out of Oerdin's ass if it interest you so much.

[giblets]

Oh go suck the bloody **** out of Oerdin's ass if it interest you so much.

Who are you?

[EPW]

Wait, bleeding out of your ass isn't normal?

[The Mad Monk]

Oh go suck the bloody **** out of Oerdin's ass if it interest you so much.

...and there's the Venom we all know and love!