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Other then getting a male tampex for my butthole I'm at a lose as to what to do. It's not too bad but I do seem to be ****eing blood and when I wipe the paper is more red then brown. That strikes me as wrong. I have never had arse issues before so experiencing a bleeding arse is something new to me. I can't say I like it. Other than the new super power of painting the bowl red I'm some what at a loss as to what to do about this. As much as I'd prefer not to bring it up... Bleeding out of my arse does seem to be a cause for concern. So what say you, poly sages? Ignore, wipe (extra well), or simply squeeze extra tight? This is a new frontier for me.
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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La RochefoucauldComment
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It's either a hemorrhoid or a fissure. Welcome to middle age.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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Stop lettting Asher be the top.“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
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Why does everybody always share this sort of thing? When I **** blood I have the decency to be ashamed of myself and keep it secret from the rest of y'all.John Brown did nothing wrong.Comment
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Bleeding from the bumhole is one of those 'drop everything and get to the doctor ASAP for tests' symptoms. Seriously. Could be some form of cancer somewhere along the digestive tract as well as Laz's suggestions.Last edited by MikeH; October 5, 2011, 12:12.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
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Oh, and go to the doctor too.“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
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Go see the doctor
From your description, it looks like it is a considerable ammount of blood.I need a foot massageComment
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My father delayed for some hours and he ended up in the ICU for a few days running a quart or two low.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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Every amount of blood loss looks colossal when it's falling out of your arse.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil FinlandComment
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Yeah, that's what my father thought. Then he nearly collasped walking out of the bathroom.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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