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  • #31
    This has alot to do with how old you are.

    If you're under 28, go single and have some fun.

    Over 30, think about settling down.
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    • #32
      Really putting my heart on a sleeve, here - I am 26, and while I have had my share of fun, it is the first serious relationship for me, ever. The commitment, she is heavy on me - but when won't it be? I am always striving to keep myself in a position and shape where I am an object of desire as much as possible, so that I will not be needy even when I am in a relationship, however, this makes things much more difficult. X(
      urgh.NSFW

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      • #33
        Whatever you do, you must continue to be Al's foil.
        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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        • #34
          My foil?

          Az, I didn't know you're 26. Me, too.
          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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          • #35
            Sorry, not a native speaker, what does "foil" mean in this sentence?

            by the way,
            If you can't help it, wank thinking about the girl that propositioned you.
            Why would I do that? My girlfriend is great-looking, better looking that all of the girls on that party, nevermind those that were propositioning me.
            urgh.NSFW

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            • #36
              3. One that by contrast underscores or enhances the distinctive characteristics of another:

              JM
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              • #37
                oh... oh.

                I am by no means some super player. I just haven't been pleased enough with any of the women I have hooked up to take it to a serious level. I did find some women that were quite excellent in my eyes, but, I was unsuccessful in pursuing anything with them
                urgh.NSFW

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                • #38
                  Az, it depends. My understanding of Israeli culture is that most men are on the macho side. So if women come up to you, they must be *really* interested. Ask yourself this. Would you marry your current girlfriend, at some point? If the answer is no, have some fun.

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                  • #39
                    I disagree with those who say to play around. Love is much more valuable than getting your dick wet.

                    JM
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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Zoetstofzoetje View Post
                      Az, it depends. My understanding of Israeli culture is that most men are on the macho side. So if women come up to you, they must be *really* interested. Ask yourself this. Would you marry your current girlfriend, at some point? If the answer is no, have some fun.
                      Would I marry my current girlfriend at some point? well, the obvious answer is "maybe".
                      If it would be a "no", she wouldn't be my girlfriend, now would she? why would I waste my time with a relationship if I thought that it was doomed?
                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • #41
                        What are you talking about? Many people continue relationships under those circumstances.
                        I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                        • #42
                          I am sure that many people do lots of silly stuff, but why?
                          urgh.NSFW

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                          • #43
                            It sounds like you don't want to cheat on your girlfriend, but are scared you will. Either that or you're trying to brag about these girls while not coming off as a total douche.

                            If the first case, make a decision about whether you are going to continue putting yourself in situations where you know (or suspect) you will not be able to do what you think is right.

                            If the second case, stop being such a *****. Be proud of your situation or don't be.

                            Either way, stop complaining about worrying about being able to control yourself. At some point along the line you have a choice, you just have to make it.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Az View Post
                              oh... oh.

                              I am by no means some super player.
                              Of course not, and you weren't bragging either What kind of idiot do you think commonly frequents Apolyton?

                              Anyway, I just want to say that 26 isn't an age to settle down. There. Now go, and do what you know you already want to do. With my full support, BTW. *smooch*

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                              • #45
                                I am not scared of cheating on my girlfriend - the deal is completely different - I am asking you quite clearly to prove to me that "****ing as many women as possible" should not be a priority. In my heart I know it should not, however I want this doubt driven from me once and for all.

                                as to:
                                Of course not, and you weren't bragging either What kind of idiot do you think commonly frequents Apolyton


                                What is to ****ing brag about?!! it is not as if this forum is full of virginal nerds, like it used to be 10 ****ing years ago. People here are by far and wide: adult, in relationships, or have successful sex lives. What is there to ****ing prove?

                                "Hurr you had sex hurr durr" If you think that being proposition by a girl to have sex with you is some sort of brag-worthy feat, you are the problem, and are projecting the **** out.
                                urgh.NSFW

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