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  • #16
    I know, man. It's tough living this life...

    What were you doing when they said they would do unspeakably good things to you?
    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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    • #17
      Az per your request:

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      • #18
        Al's inspiration for his adult life came from Johnny Bravo.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Riesstiu IV View Post
          Al's inspiration for his adult life came from Johnny Bravo.
          Never saw the show, actually.

          Wasn't it on cable? I only had cable 'sporadically' growing up

          It was weird, though. Random cable channels would be available from time to time for about a week or two, then get scrambled again, then show up again months later. I don't know why.
          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
            Even if she finds out, who cares? Just tell her "it wasn't me." That should work, but if it doesn't, **** it. There are plenty of other *****es out there.
            You know, I won't pretend to have a lot of experience with women, but I really don't agree with this.
            If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
            ){ :|:& };:

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            • #21
              HC, you're too young to remember Shaggy, right?
              Last edited by Al B. Sure!; August 13, 2011, 00:18.
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #22
                From Scooby doo? **** you, *******, I watched cartoon network as a kid.


                Also, Johnny Bravo
                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                ){ :|:& };:

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                  From Scooby doo? **** you, *******, I watched cartoon network as a kid.

                  No, you fool, the reggae singer who had the hit song, "It Wasn't Me". Fun fact, he was a Marine and served in Desert Storm.

                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #24
                    If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                    ){ :|:& };:

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                    • #25
                      What's so funny?
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Az View Post
                        What should I do, 'Poly? I have just returned from the party, and after I have been talking to this girl, my so called "friends" were like "Well, how was it? you ****ed her good?" and were in no state to help my confusion...
                        They're right to call you on your bull**** bragging. **** her or let it go. There is no try.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                          You know, I won't pretend to have a lot of experience with women, but I really don't agree with this.
                          you should have stopped with "I won't pretend to have a lot of experience with women"

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                          • #28
                            You can get rid of the crabs, so don't worry.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #29
                              wooohooo, man I was drunk yesterday... and no hangover.

                              Originally posted by Kitschum View Post
                              They're right to call you on your bull**** bragging. **** her or let it go. There is no try.
                              Trust me, I was not bragging about ****. I was quite ashamed of myself for flirting with those girls, especially with the last girl.
                              urgh.NSFW

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                              • #30
                                thread worthless w-o pics

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