Double whammy to US prestige

[KrazyHorse]

Not only has the US lost its AAA rating from S&P; Alaska has also been annexed by one of the following countries:

Australia
Austria
Denmark
Finland
France
Germany
Isle of Man
Luxembourg
Netherlands
New Zealand
Norway
Singapore
Sweden
Switzerland
United Kingdom

Whodunit?

[Hauldren Collider]

Also, Hawaii has sunk into the ocean to rejoin Atlantis.

[C0ckney]

clearly, canada has used its stealth nation technology to annex alaska without anyone noticing.

[Kuciwalker]

CNN

[Riesstiu IV]

What is North Korea's credit rating?

[KrazyHorse]

clearly, canada has used its stealth nation technology to annex alaska without anyone noticing.

I left Canada out of the list of suspects because the map clearly shows an international border between Alaska and Canada.

[C0ckney]

i thought that the SNT had even penetrated your list...

[Ben Kenobi]

I vote Norway.

[giblets]

Alaska seceded and is now an oil-rich independent nation.

[MrFun]

I left Canada out of the list of suspects because the map clearly shows an international border between Alaska and Canada.

That "international border" is merely a deception. We know what you Canucks have done.

[KrazyHorse]

Alaska seceded and is now an oil-rich independent nation.

Why didn't CNN include it on the list of AAA-rated countries then?

[giblets]

Why didn't CNN include it on the list of AAA-rated countries then?

They changed their name to "Isle of Man". Duh.

[KrazyHorse]

Clever.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

lol

[Asher]

The US is a backwater nation in so many ways, this is but one step to reflecting that across the board.