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We traded Alaska to Haiti for a witch doctor and a shrunken head to be named later.
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Does that mean they'll keep Palin and her whole herd?Originally posted by KrazyHorse View PostWhen all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."Comment
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Yeah, it was us. I'm sorry(?). We did it because we wanted Sarah Palin to star in a remake of the groundbreaking 1920 silent movie Häxan.Comment
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This. KH was too clever in not putting Canada on his list of possible culprits, thus proving that he's simply trying to draw attention away from the land thieves to our north.Originally posted by C0ckney View Post
Seriously though, you're free to take Alaska. I have no doubt that the Canadians will make better use of it by drilling for all the oil that Alaska offers.
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Canada has only annexed a bit of it, though. We can't actually see all of it, so perhaps this map illustrates the extent of the Mounties' advance so far.Comment
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No one has pointed out that New Zealand doesn't have a AAA rating from S&P, by the way. Did Australia finally annex them?Comment
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No, Canada did.Comment
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EnvironmentalistsOriginally posted by Tupac Shakur View PostSeriously though, you're free to take Alaska. I have no doubt that the Canadians will make better use of it by drilling for all the oil that Alaska offers.
People who think we shouldn't drill in ANWR should be forced to live there.
We can keep the retired baby boomers there too!If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Funny how all those countries are Northern European-based societies. Is it the influence of Hispanic society overtaking the US?
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Canada did not annex Alaska. It will be staying in our guest room for the next few weeks until the lower 48 apologizes and stops taking it for granted. (There are some self esteem issues here...)There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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Taking Alaska under your wing will save Earth. That way Sarah Palin cannot become president and thus save the world from global nuclear conflagration...Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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i think you had better start monitoring your canadian fifth column before more land disappears under maple leaves and mounty boots.Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
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Silly. Mounties wear high heels
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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