What's for breakfast?

[Dinner]

Today I just had a bagel with cream cheese.

[Addled Platypus]

budweiser(beer) and fruit loops (cereal)

[Egbert]

You don't need to describe how you make everything. It's obnoxious.

I had cornflakes for breakfast today.

I made it by:
- getting a bowl and tipping the cornflakes into it, straight out of the cereal box
- pour milk over the corn flakes (full cream cows milk)
- sprinkle very lightly with sugar, about half a teaspoon

[Egbert]

Today I had Frosted Flakes again.

Tomorrow I will probably also have Frosted Flakes.

Tomorrow has arrived. Did you have frosted flakes again?
The world needs to know.

[giblets]

Today I just had a bagel with cream cheese.

I had the same thing. First I got the bagel out of the bag. This was a tricky operation because my access to the interior of the bag was blocked by some sort of plastic device. I managed to remove the plastic device and access one of the bagels. I took it out of the bag and then twisted up the opening in the bag again and put the little plastic thing back on its neck. The plastic thing is there so the bagels stay fresh. Then I split the bagel into two pieces using the precut slicing that is there so I don't have to attempt to slice the bagel myself. I would have probably screwed that up and then my bagel would not have been sliced properly. I put each half of the bagel in the toaster, one in each slot. I made sure the toaster was plugged in because toasters run on electricity. I pushed down the little knob so that the toaster would activate and start toasting my bagel halves. While the bagel was toasting I went to the refridgerator to get some cream cheese. The cream cheese was inside some kind of plastic container and it was plain cream cheese. I also obtained a knife from the silverware drawer. The bagels were still toasting so I obtained a coffee mug from the coffee and poured some coffee in it so I could drink it in a few minutes when it wasn't so hot. I had made the coffee earlier by putting coffee and water and a filter in the correct compartments, closing it up and pushing the button. Now the bagel halves were finished toasting so I fished them out of the toaster and placed them on the counter, the insides of the bagel facing up. I opened the cream cheese, stuck the butter knife in so there would be some cream cheese on my knife and then spread it on the surface of the bagel. I got some more cream cheese and spread some more. I closed the lid and put the cream cheese back in the fridge and then I licked the knife. I reassembled the bagel, carefully lining up the two sides so that they would match because if I didn't put the two sides together they way they originally had been the whole experience would have been ruined. I ate the bagel by putting part of it in my mouth and biting down and chewing until I felt ready to swallow. I washed it down with some coffee. While I was consuming my breakfast I walked over to my computer so I could post inane crap on the internet.

[Egbert]

I would have probably screwed that up and then my bagel would have been sliced properly.

A truly excellent post.

However, should the word "have" be preceded by the word "not"?

[giblets]

Uh oh, I better clear that up before Apolyton has another stupid argument. Yes, I meant to write not.

[b etor]

I had leftover goulash, and it was delicious.

[OzzyKP]

Hungarian food

I'm pretty boring, so I have a bagel & an apple every day for breakfast.

[The Mad Monk]

Yesterday, croissants with stewed blueberries.

Today, oatmeal and a V8.

[BeBMan]

Brötchen mit Marmelade

[Addled Platypus]

toasted bread with peanut butter
coffee with cream

left over pasta always works for breakfast

[notyoueither]

V8

[Thoth]

Leftover curried goat. Heated up in a cast iron frying pan with some potatoes and bacon fat.

:yum:

[Dinner]

I had the same thing. First I got the bagel out of the bag. This was a tricky operation because my access to the interior of the bag was blocked by some sort of plastic device. I managed to remove the plastic device and access one of the bagels. I took it out of the bag and then twisted up the opening in the bag again and put the little plastic thing back on its neck. The plastic thing is there so the bagels stay fresh. Then I split the bagel into two pieces using the precut slicing that is there so I don't have to attempt to slice the bagel myself. I would have probably screwed that up and then my bagel would not have been sliced properly. I put each half of the bagel in the toaster, one in each slot. I made sure the toaster was plugged in because toasters run on electricity. I pushed down the little knob so that the toaster would activate and start toasting my bagel halves. While the bagel was toasting I went to the refridgerator to get some cream cheese. The cream cheese was inside some kind of plastic container and it was plain cream cheese. I also obtained a knife from the silverware drawer. The bagels were still toasting so I obtained a coffee mug from the coffee and poured some coffee in it so I could drink it in a few minutes when it wasn't so hot. I had made the coffee earlier by putting coffee and water and a filter in the correct compartments, closing it up and pushing the button. Now the bagel halves were finished toasting so I fished them out of the toaster and placed them on the counter, the insides of the bagel facing up. I opened the cream cheese, stuck the butter knife in so there would be some cream cheese on my knife and then spread it on the surface of the bagel. I got some more cream cheese and spread some more. I closed the lid and put the cream cheese back in the fridge and then I licked the knife. I reassembled the bagel, carefully lining up the two sides so that they would match because if I didn't put the two sides together they way they originally had been the whole experience would have been ruined. I ate the bagel by putting part of it in my mouth and biting down and chewing until I felt ready to swallow. I washed it down with some coffee. While I was consuming my breakfast I walked over to my computer so I could post inane crap on the internet.

Wow, I used exactly two sentences filling one line while you managed to write a whole massive run on paragraph complete with 1-2 dozen sentences. Exaggerate much?