What's for breakfast?

[Thoth]

I had a bowl full of yoghurt with tinned peaches, two slices of lightly buttered toast smeared with a thick coating of with Vegemite Marmite, and coffee. I had a cigarette for dessert.

Fixed.

Bloody Aussie barbarians.

[Egbert]

Fixed.

Bloody Aussie barbarians.

Nah. Vegemite, eaten throughout the entire civilised world. Look here for more details and recipes etc

http://www.kraftbrands.com/kraftvegemite/Pages/default.aspx

[Thoth]

Nah. Vegemite, eaten throughout the entire civilised world. Look here for more details and recipes etc

http://www.kraftbrands.com/kraftvegemite/Pages/default.aspx

Vegemite is barbarian speak for Marmite.

Heathen dog.

(note to -Jrabbit: Marmite is high in salt. )

[Al B. Sure!]

Americans don't eat either. You're the barbarians eating yeast extract.

[Egbert]

Americans don't know any better.

You need Vegemite on your morning toast.

[Thoth]

Americans don't eat either. You're the barbarians eating yeast extract.

Ahmericuns eat 4 McDonalds Quarterpounders for breakky instead.

It's no wonder you are a nation of fat assed morons.

[Thoth]

Americans don't know any better.

You need Vegemite Marmite on your morning toast.

[Al B. Sure!]

Can anything sound less appetizing?

Vegemite is a dark brown Australian food paste made from yeast extract.

Barf

[Egbert]

Can anything sound less appetizing?
Barf

Yes. The 4 McDonalds Quarterpounders Americun's eat for breakky every morning.

[Al B. Sure!]

Yes. The 4 McDonalds Quarterpounders Americun's eat for breakky every morning.

Don't you know you can't get lunch for breakfast at McDonalds?

[Al B. Sure!]

And at least a burger is 100% beef. Not a 'food paste'.

Anything known as 'food product' or 'food paste' is bad news.

[Egbert]

I've seen the "beef" in them there Yanquistan burgers. It looks some some strange substance concocted in a mad scientist's secret laboratory, and tastes like "extract of sewerage".

You need to sink your choppers in to some real beef.

[Thoth]

Don't you know you can't get lunch for breakfast at McDonalds?

Jesus H Mother****ing Christ.

Well done Alby.

You've just made me rethink my opinions of Aussies.


I used to think that there was nothing dumber on this planet than an Aussie.


You've now proved me wrong.


Go eat a ****ing cheeseburger.

****.

Why couldn't the Soviets have nuked the USA? It would have at least given them some pathetic excuse for existing.

[Egbert]

A big thank you Thoth, for showing that there is something on this planet dumber than an Aussie.

I feel much better now.

[Thoth]

A big thank you Thoth, for showing that there is something on this planet dumber than an Aussie.

I feel much better now.

Thank Albie, not me. He did the demonstrating.