What's for breakfast?

[Al B. Sure!]

That's the longest post he has ever made at Apolyton.

[giblets]

Have you read every one of my posts or something? It must suck having nothing better to do.

[Egbert]

Wow, I used exactly two sentences filling one line while you managed to write a whole massive run on paragraph complete with 1-2 dozen sentences. Exaggerate much?

But it was a funny whole massive run on paragraph.

[Aeson]

I had seasoned green beans with rice.

[Egbert]

I had a banana.

Very healthy breakfast, plenty of fibre and I forget all the other good stuff in it.

[Thoth]

Coffee and a cigarette.

[Aeson]

Eggs and rice.

[Egbert]

Coffee and a cigarette.

I had a cigarette. Does that count as breakfast?

[Aeson]

It does if when you cough up bits of your lung you eat them.

[Egbert]

I didn't cough anything up. I suppose it doesn't count as breakfast then.

[Thoth]

I had a cigarette. Does that count as breakfast?

Not without a coffee.

[-Jrabbit]

Two large cups of coffee. Then:
Two slices of whole wheat toast, lightly buttered then slathered with low-salt peanut butter. Then:
More coffee.

[Thoth]

Two large cups of coffee. Then:
Two slices of whole wheat toast, lightly buttered then slathered with low-salt peanut butter. Then:
More coffee.

"low salt peanut butter" ??

Salt ain't the worst thing in that list.

[Aeson]

I had potatoes and corned beef, with rice.

[Egbert]

I had a bowl full of yoghurt with tinned peaches, two slices of lightly buttered toast smeared with a thick coating of with Vegemite, and coffee. I had a cigarette for dessert.