European Militaries Don't Need US? Oh Really??

[Kitschum]

If I were American I'd be most worried about the Canadian fifth column.

I'm not going to reveal my source on this because it's classified top secret, but anyway I've heard that there are already several million (yes, you read that right) Canadians living within the borders of the United States, many of them going almost completely undetected going about their daily lives. In the event of war they could sabotage the US lines of supply and cripple any war effort.

[Felch]

I've had a healthy respect for Canada's ferocity ever since I watched that Michael Moore documentary Canadian Bacon. Apparently you guys have a huge lead in Zamboni technology.

[rah]

Yeah, I don't know why we all don't just vote to become part of Canada. It would solve ALL of our problems, and due to their stealth methods, terrorists would never be able to find us again.

[Asher]

Yeah, I don't know why we all don't just vote to become part of Canada. It would solve ALL of our problems, and due to their stealth methods, terrorists would never be able to find us again.

[The Mad Monk]

I'm convinced.

Let's go invade Venezuala instead. Nobody cares about them.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

I am not sure why noone mentioned invading Russia... they still have oil and they would not mind being invaded to free them from Putin tyranny, free Russians and get lots of oil, it's win win, better than Iraq

[BeBMan]

Great idea...ohh wait.

[OneFootInTheGrave]

yes, let me setup Office of Special Plans in order to provide the proof that they have weapons of mass destruction so we have a legitimate reason to invade...

ohh wait... they already have the weapons. Case Closed. Let's go

[giblets]

Yeah, fighting a country that actually has weapons of mass destruction should be a piece of cake...

[OneFootInTheGrave]

Operation Russian Freedom

[Cort Haus]

It's not necessary to get into the fine details of oil distribution to notice the glaring logical contradictions in your statements. It's what is known as an oxymoron

An oxymoron is a compressed paradox.

Even if you were right in suggesting that your opponent's argument contained a contradiction (which I hadn't noticed, but that's not the point), it certainly hasn't been expressed in the two-word format that usually characterises an oxymoron. An example of an oxymoron might be "brilliantly dim".

Hope this helps

[Cort Haus]

If I were American I'd be most worried about the Canadian fifth column.

I'm not going to reveal my source on this because it's classified top secret, but anyway I've heard that there are already several million (yes, you read that right) Canadians living within the borders of the United States, many of them going almost completely undetected going about their daily lives. In the event of war they could sabotage the US lines of supply and cripple any war effort.

[notyoueither]

There's a good book about the US attempting to annex Canada for the oil.

They are foiled by clever, outside the box thinking by the Canadians with some assistance from the UK and the French. That last bit makes it clear how fictional it is.

[BeBMan]

If I were American I'd be most worried about the Canadian fifth column.

I'd be worried first about the other four Canadian columns.

[kittenOFchaos]

If I wasn't so lazy I'd start a troll about how desperately the US needs Canada for:

1) Oil
2) Natural gas
3) Electricity
4) Uranium
5) Brains



Cutting off the supply of 3 of those would cripple vast swaths of your country in short order. Feel free to continue bragging about how many bombs you have -- but you don't have what matters most.

Cute.

But, the US could spank Canada within a week without even breaking a sweat if Canada withheld its supply of brains.