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His own special blend of history. 
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"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Church history mostly.
Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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Good, I was worried that Ben might be responsible for something that matters.
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Originally posted by gribbler View Post
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I'm still laughing my head off at the colossal chokejob of the Vancouver Canucks.
For those who aren't aware: Ben's chosen team, the Vancouver Canucks, has some of the worst, most arrogant fans in the sporting world. This team has never won a Stanley Cup in its forty year history.
This year, their team was the best in the league in the regular season (by a good margin). Their goalie is Luongo, the highest paid in the league ($10M per season for something like 12 years). They were the "odds-on" favourite to win the cup this year.
They drew the Chicago Blackhawks to play in the first round. Chicago lost their last game of the season, and only got into the playoffs because Dallas lost also. So they backed in... But: Chicago has spanked Vancouver in 08-09, 09-10, eliminating them from the playoffs.
Vancouver won the first 3 games pretty decisively, and needed to win just 1 more to eliminate the Blackhawks and move on to the finals.
As his history fortells, Luongo ****s the bed in a clinching game. He loses Game 4 7-2, then they lose Game 5 5-0, and tonight they lost Game 6 4-3. They're 1 game removed from the biggest playoff choke job in NHL history, and one of the biggest in all of the sporting world.
It is an epic, epic thing. I am still laughing."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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For the record, Ben predicted a Vancouver sweep (4-0). I predicted Chicago in 7 games.
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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The icing on the cake is the Canucks have Captain Choke under contract until 2022.
With a no-trade clause.
Earning $10M/yr.
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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That is way too much money for (not) stopping a rubber object from entering a box.Comment
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He also gets it for his acting chops. He's known for faking things and crying."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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How is it that a thread about Ben has devolved into puns about prostitution :boggle:Comment
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He probably explains how god invented kinetic friction, which of course conserves energy.Originally posted by gribbler View PostIf there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Church history is fairly unpleasant, too. I frankly wouldn't be all that excited to talk about, f'rinstance, Alexander VI if I were the Catholic Church.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Ben likes the teams that are great in the regular season, then choke in the playoffs. Isn't he a Chargers fan too?And indeed there will be time To wonder, "Do I dare?" and, "Do I dare?". t s eliotComment
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