The "Everyone vs. Ben" thread

[Guynemer]

By request of our own Mr. Kenobi. Have at 'em, boys. I'll start:

The Canucks will never win a Cup with Luongo in net, because he is a basketcase.

And women have every single right to decide what to do with their own bodies, including ridding themselves of a parasite if they should so choose.

[Tupac Shakur]

Cheating that little critter in their belly right out of a chance at life

[ColdWizard]

Doug Flutie wasn't a good quarterback.

[Guynemer]

Cheating that little critter in their belly right out of a chance at life

How do I reach these kids?

[Ben Kenobi]

Yay! Hopefully the Mods won't shut this down. I specifically requested a thread so that people can fight with me and I can blow off some steam.

[Ben Kenobi]

Luongo is a God. Haven't you read the Good book? It says on the first day he made the heavens and the earth and Luongo saw that it was good.

[Hauldren Collider]

Abortion

Sending douchebags to Texas

[Hauldren Collider]

Hey Ben, I have physics problems for you. Want to pwn yourself again?

[Ben Kenobi]

ridding themselves of a parasite if they should so choose.

I'm sure your net contribution exceeds your expenses.

[Hauldren Collider]

Abortion in the event that the mother was a prostitute raped by BK

Always have to cover the extreme circumstances...

[Ben Kenobi]

Sure, everything goes HC. Remember all you need to do is attack me.

[Hauldren Collider]

****, where are those physics threads? Those were golden. You couldn't even ****ing get a speed dimensionally correct.

[EPW]

You guys know you're just feeding his persecution complex, right? (It's a catholic/muslim thing)

[Ben Kenobi]

CW:

Doug Flutie was a great quarterback! He once scored a TD, while carrying a box of his flutie flakes and posing for a commercial. Twice. Against the Dolphins.

[Guynemer]

I'm sure your net contribution exceeds your expenses.

I'd wager that I've done more good for the world than 90-95%, minimum, of the other people here. You are most certainly not in that top tenth percentile, Churchy.